Mureenuh

god grant me the strength to send this email, the courage to send this email, and the wisdom to send this email

why are you reciting the triforce

how else am i supposed to send this email

2am thought: A tarot deck made up of Gary Larson cartoons

someone needs to show this to gary larson

milord the peasants seem to have formed a parasocial relationship with the court jester

aagh im so pissed. my fucking parents sold my baby shoes befroe i even got a chance to wear them

Friendly reminder that while you’re out there enjoying your precious $12 organic cappuccino there are literally people without heads or whatever

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS TO HELP WITH MY WEBSITES

I NEED THIS FOR MY GRAPHIC DESIGN EXPERIMENTS OMGGG

I love the lawyer metaphor, because whenever I see “John knew that...” in prose writing I immediately think “how?  How does he know it?”  Interrogate your witnesses.  Cross-examine them.  Make them explain their reasoning.  It pays dividends.

All of this, but also feels/felt. My editor has forbidden me from using those and it’s forced me to stretch my skills.

Avoid sci-hub too👀

If you want to read an academic article that's behind a paywall just email the author and ask politely if they will send you the article. Most academics will be thrilled that you want to read their work and will gladly send it to you.

PSA

not to be controversial but sometimes I think the private personal lives of celebrities are in fact none of our business

Unless they are being closeted, oppressed or censored and they show discomfort with and about it, and try to warn us or communicate to us about their situation. Just then and only then…it’s also our business.

celebrities are not sending you secret coded messages asking you to save them. i’m so sorry to tell you this but the former members of your favorite boy band are not actually secretly communicating with you about your RPF ship

i’m obsessed with the way that this is phrased like a slam dunk while absolutely being one of the most incoherent responses possible. it’s literally just pictures of two teddy bears

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch