Murder0fCrows

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Trying to inflict psychic damage to a tumblr user is like trying to irradiate a cockroach, like it can be done, but the lethal dose is not safe for humans either

Besides the point, but you could always try physical damage?

You’re right Gomez, bring me the flail

"The young must be fed" Senshi is watching an event coordinator give a bunch of kids a juice box and some sliced fruit after running around outside for three hours and demand to know where they're supposed to get their fat, proteins, etc to keep having fun

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

“I’ve managed to resist my cannibalistic instincts and refrain from devouring my wife, but I don’t know how much more I can take. Perhaps looking at my neighbor’s beautiful, blossoming tree will ground me…”

I like this truck

as a completely cis dude, I would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things I would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!?!?!?

I cannot stress to you how hard this post broke containment. There are like 600 people that decided to follow me over the course of a day and now there are so many people sending me love and support in my inbox that I'm having a really hard time responding to all of them. Every time I look away from my notifs, I look back, and I have like 99+ new notifs like wtf!

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

estrogen and progesterone are nice but they need to hurry up and come up with a third thing that makes your tits grow even bigger even faster