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one of the best feelings tbh

muppetwife

bruh it stresses me out. Fleshwife gotta calm me down like a spooked horse

#we here in muppetwife house are simple folk

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favorite genre of joke. starting a collection

brucebocchi

Hey what if there was saw but for cats?

#muppethousecats #the names saw *pause for effect* jigsaw #i had a flash of inspiration #art #saw #we here in muppetwife house are simple folk

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jasper-rolls

the more things change the more they stay the same

honeyproducer-blog

Pretty sure I’ve said “come out you bitch I’ll maul you” word for word

snailifier

🐌✨️ get snailed! 🐌✨️

Snretty snure I’ve snaid “snome out bitch I’ll snaul you” snord for snord

knightclubbing

worry not my lord, allow me to unscrew that jar for you. i would not want for you to strain your hand or break a nail. alright. hmm. HMMMM. HNNNGRGHHHHHH. HNNGGHHHH HRRRRRGHHH. AAAAAARGHHHHHHH fucking. squire fetch me my grippy gloves

Muppetchild (designation: 2 of 5) reports that a lady does not sip from a faucet directly, one must catch the water droplets with their paw and lap it demurely from there

#we here in muppetwife house are simple folk #2 of 5 #mummy's little terror #cats #sorry for the change in orientation but im old #blogging i think? im tryin anyway

Look, i just think some people deserve to be made of felt and have button eyes

#we here in muppetwife house are simple folk #i think back to the little hand puppets i made in theater class and try to recall if the way i felt about them was gender envy #muppetwife thoughts

elethart

Finally some quality content in my portfolio

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derinthescarletpescatarian

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contemptible-scoundrel

saying "the age of 30 is in demand" near an elf and she looks at you with abject disgust

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muppetwife

Me if i was a giant mechanical crab that ate cars. (I'm separating the parts so i can eat the ones i like first)

#just girly things #it's me #muppetwife #Alternatively its like wife crab date but we're transformers #crab

crimsonflowerz

my angel wings just burst from my back in public and sprayed blood everywhere and a small child called me a homosexual

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