Carbon's Evil Lair

A mentally ill WOMAN with psychological disorders is going crazy at home. The crazy WOMAN who is alone in HER house is yelling. #feminism

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

dudes rock is the worst phrase ever cos they literally dont

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

They really would be supreme mousers and soooo soft to pet. In a few generations of domestication we could probably get the worst of their bad habits out wrt biting and using the sickle claw on people while they sleep

Can someone please make an edit where shes straight up deepthroating that thang

@identifying-planes-in-posts

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.