Carbon's Evil Lair

I wish I was a female tiger because then if I was talking to someone and I was getting off topic I could say “but I tigress,” and then kill and eat them because I am a tiger

dudes rock is the worst phrase ever cos they literally dont

you probably could domesticate a velociraptor tho, that thing could prolly protect the fuck out of grain

They really would be supreme mousers and soooo soft to pet. In a few generations of domestication we could probably get the worst of their bad habits out wrt biting and using the sickle claw on people while they sleep

Can someone please make an edit where shes straight up deepthroating that thang

@identifying-planes-in-posts

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

I’ve been heavily under the influence of marijuana recently. This is my story

communist tgirl who redistributed her ass among all her transfem friends. her friends all want to tell her that that’s not really what communism means but they’re too busy enjoying her ass to do so.

I hope the next 4chan post that gets adapted into an indie film is Bridget Forcefem Tulpa