Carbon's Evil Lair

it continuously stuns me how rightwingers don't know how anything works at all on a systematic level so they assume nothing should be done about anything ever

Ungentrified version

God, I hope the Ukrainian people give them enough lead that the lead remediation people just give up and bury them in an unmarked brownfield site. (Yeah in this hope the lead remediation people (the ones who deal with old houses and old pipes) also work as undertakers of a sort )

why am i getting a friend request from a waterfall in my hometown in another state

Falin's sleeping habit

They had guys you've never heard of. There was a doctor whose specialty is determining whether the patient's body is "Essentially a ton of cottage cheese in a burlap sack." Unclear why he was called in

Every Good Ol' American Rock Song: 🎸🎤 I can't stress enough how much this girl is underage 🎸 🎶

okay #me

It's been years and I still haven't found a single sentence on Wikipedia I like more than this one. and quickly learned how to breakdance. The simple statement. Action, result, reaction. White boy stuns latinos. Quickly. His white ass got there and said I need to have something to keep me from being All the White People, and I'm clearly not a boy of combative strength. Breakdancing bluelinked as the perfect little punctuation, reminding you that it is a rich art and sport, making you consider the sort of undertaking that would be. I like this sentence more than some Beck songs.