seems like it would be cool to be kinda mysterious and a bit aloof and such but unfortunately i have a profound need to tell people about every single thing i do or think

Wait…. 😳 there’s a way out?

Fuuuuuuck me. It’s through? And that’s the only way? Fuuuuuuuck dude

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

sometimes the only closure you will get is knowing that everything you did was done earnestly and out of love

Even when I was a little kid I wanted to have a beer and a cigarette on my porch some cool summer night

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

Bro I implore you?!? I fucking beseech thee?!?!!?

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess