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I was live painting at a museum event today and painted some couple who really loved their portrait, then I painted their toddler and did a good job with it too, and THEN I learned that this was the main patron of the museum who's like 20th richest person in my country, and oh god now he's emailing me from his private email and inviting me to work for them some more and oh my jesus god my besties I could finally be living the renaissance artist life. I want a rich patron.

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oh no, this guy has no taste. What a shame.

#I’ve worked on private commissions long enough to know that what people *think* they want isn’t necessarily what they want #And I understand that emotions and memories play a big role into what they want from a portrait painting of their family #but often the sentimental vacation photo the want me to base the painting on is just PURE ASS #selfies with bad low angles and foreshortened arms and eyes obscured by sunglasses ah yes excellent choice sir #Like… please trust me you do not want me to paint this. You like this photo because it was a great trip.#im a pro who can compose the provided refs into something beautiful and representative of their personalities #but then they don’t trust me and think they know better. Welp! Sir you will now pay me for a shitty low selfie that I painted in watercolor #Hope you enjoy seeing your nostrils in all their glory

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also from the live art tales, last week I did a brand event for a sunglasses company and one of the speakers was a 40 something flamboyant guy, funny loud jokester type of dude, and I was like yep fork in the kitchen, gay representative of a fashion company.

But then someone tells someone not to joke so much with him because his girlfriend will get jealous and I'm sitting in the corner with my paintbrushes being like

#istg #my gaydar is rarely wrong #the clothes and funky glasses and the hoop earring. like... sir. sir.#and of course I knowwww bi men exist huge fan of their work but like. theyre trickier to clock.#esp the 40+ crowd is usually more or less dl #anyway he loved his portrait and gave me a gift voucher for free corrective sunglasses from his brand which was so nice:)

I was live painting at a museum event today and painted some couple who really loved their portrait, then I painted their toddler and did a good job with it too, and THEN I learned that this was the main patron of the museum who's like 20th richest person in my country, and oh god now he's emailing me from his private email and inviting me to work for them some more and oh my jesus god my besties I could finally be living the renaissance artist life. I want a rich patron.

#probably will be a one-off thing but holy shit what a fucking work connection huh

Just had a surreal experience of walking home from a party at 1 am, and the last stretch, the street I live by, is by a lovely pedestrian promenade facing the river, with several waterfront stepped terraces where people can hang out.

anyway I’m walking home, it’s a warm night, the frogs are singing, some people are partying at the terraces, and no joke I get fucking cat called, but ohhh no not from the party people.

No, I get cat called by a guy in a tiny ass inflatable dinghy, rowing down the river at 1 in the fucking morning. Like, sir. Sir. That is a very unserious position from which you choose to catcall a woman.

#Tbh the catcalls weren’t bad they were like heyyyy pretty lady #I think he was one of the party people #But why. Why are u paddling the river at dead of night. We’re fully allowed to use it in daylight too #not to mention he was probably a bit drunk. Not great to fall into murky waters when it’s dark out #Though last few days were hot as balls so it’s kinda understandable #Tomorrows supposed to be 35 degrees oh lordt #My east facing flat stays at 28 degrees day and night #Anyway I swam in the sea today because the party was at the beach and it was fabulous

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i feel like ACT eddie would be the type of guy to have a cameo on WWDITS just like, fully as himself but a vampire like that's the vibe he gives off in terms of being a celebrity

hahahahahahahhh that is gold, nonny. He would. He'd pull all the strings to contact the producers and beg to appear.

He ends up playing himself, washed-up rockstar living in a nice midcentury modern up in the hills, oh I've been made into a vampire in the 90s, that way I always look 27, essentially the same joke as Vladislav says in the original movie (of course, with the lifestyle, this is how I looked at 27)

WWDITS Pride Month episode:

The episode centers around pride month in LA. Guillermo flies out to have several interviews for a position of celebrity assistant (I should think I am at this point capable of anything, he says to the camera) and very distraught Nandor follows (cute romantic sublot), and Laszlo and Nadia follow too, being all like hooray gay sex! yes! (subplot: Nadja seduces her drag queen lookalike, who upon de-dragging turns to look exactly like Laszlo. Drag king seduced by Laszlo dedrags into Nadja lookalike, and Laszlo says to the camera: well, I know she looks exactly like my mother, but--)

Meanwhile, interview after interview, it turns out that all the celeb cameos are vampires looking for a capable familiar. Do you know how much we save on botox by being immortal? Poor Guillermo.

There's also a gruesome RuPaul cameo in the same episode, not a vampire, just enjoys eating people: I'm putting can into cannibalism huntyyy! What did you think hunty stood for if not hunter? Yaass!

Colin Subplot: he's handed a megaphone at the pride parade, talks solely in tired gay phrases, but everyone is so turnt that his draining doesn't work, they just go yaaass baldy! so he directs it at the frumpy counterprotesters. Makes out with a leather daddy afterward.

Post credit scene: back on Staten Island, Nandor is acting like a spoiled celeb, calling from another room is my raw smoothie ready Guillermo?

Shot of an irritated Guillermo, dumping raw liver and guts into a blender, pouring in blood, frowning at the camera.

#bringing this back because I think it's really funny #Funnier than whatever last 2 or 3 seasons of wwdits were

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Robby Hoffman having absolutely no chill about her wife is precisely the vibe I'd imagine my old man Eddie would emanate.

The interviewer would start another question, say Now, your husband Steve-- and that ol' homo would just immediately cut the guy off with the gay ugh of adoration: Unbelievable. Am I right? I'm living the best life out there!

#she really just starts gushing about her wife anytime she is mentioned. zerrrrro chill.#god bless lesbians #the idea is that much funnier when I imagine middle-aged Steve as just. Some guy. Well-groomed and fit but still. That's just Someone's Dad #I imagine they'd post a couple of pics from the honeymoon and it'd be very gay and tan and speedo'ed with maybe a lil buttcheek or sth #and that would make the fans collectively lose it about Steve 'some guy' Harrington. The bisexual husband.#act verse

Thinking about how many years ago my college friend (still my friend) coined a nickname for our local print shop (which, as art students, we had to visit often), or rather the man who runs it.

She casually named him Mr. Happy, and it stuck so tremendously that many generations of students later those kids still call him Happy. Because he is, he's a friendly, helpful, patient dude, and this excellent customer service has secured him his ride or die clientele, which I also remain a part of to this day.

Even the professors, when asked by new students where to print something, say just print it at Happy's. I met a friend while running errands today and she asked me where I was going and I was like. Gotta print stuff at Happy's. And she went with me, and her husband called to ask where she was, and she said. At Happy's.

Because everyone knows who Happy is.

#obviously he knows everyone calls him happy but he doesn't mind at all. such a great dude.#Pan Wesoły po polsku #jak ktos jest z gda to wiadomix ze to ta drukarnia na szerokiej #wesołek ride or die najlepsza drukarnia

today on my evening walk around the bastions I passed two men talking on a bench, one was regular in a hoodie and one this very stereotypical metalhead, and I'm so glad I didn't have earphones in (also how could I when frogs and reed warblers sing), because I caught a snippet of the metalhead absolutely infodumping his lil heart out about some famous samurai who invented some new short sword technique. I'd like to believe this was a gay date. God bless.

#also #this too is steddie #I'm so glad I hauled myself for that walk because it cleared my head after a few nightmarish days of work

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didn't sleep great (guess why)

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g'morning Robs

hearing it was enough

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#self reblob #poor robin

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Why doesn't anyone ever draw old Steddie? I want grandpa's yellow sweater and pappy's thread worn metal tees. I want eyerolling grandchildren while their granddads go on about the "war" no one else remembers.

Please?

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so true bestie

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PSA to fic readers, it is so hard to freak a fic writer out with your comments. we are just as crazy about the fic as you are.

tell me you love it. tell me it made you slam your laptop shut. tell me you brought it up at your college lecture about kink. key smash in all caps. quote the passage that made you think. i promise, we’ll love it.

we spend hours thinking about it, writing it, editing it. there is no such thing as over enthusiasm when you’re talking about our fics to us. we are sooooo weird about them, i assure you. you are just matching my freak. the freak bar is already set so high. feel no anxiety about enjoying something and letting the creator know.

#I show u like 15% of my insanity #the most presentable and polished parts which I judge as good enough to share #but when I get lovely comments on my old man yaois I go like. hm maybe I could Share More

who disturbs my 1 AM grilled cheese new old man steddie fic installment! never thought you'd see them again, did you?? think again!!!

read here

#old steddies #act verse #steddie #eddie munson #stranger things #steddie fic #my art #this is my first new personal digital art in the longest time #like so long #but here #have him

Go watch Widow’s Bay on Apple TV or whichever 456movies u peruse, this show is cuntalicious.com

#I love it when horror mixes with comedy #I wasn’t sure at first because I’m the biggest pissbaby and I hate jumpscares but with the comedy and fun setting I got over it #Patricia my beloved

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out of curiosity, how many books have you read this year

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Voting ended onJun 5

#20 so far recorded in my lil notebook #i love Henry James but those books are dense af and impossible to read before sleep #also hollinghurtst’s swimming pool library was a fucking SLOG it took me 3 weeks when I should have dnf’d at 10%#oh and also 7 audiobooks

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started reading Henry James’s Portrait of a Lady and

I am gagged, I am gooped, I am to my very core riveted by how incredible this book is. The sentences are labirynthine, the language is to die for, it’s smart, it’s ironic, the dialogue is hilarious, it’s all very subtextual. It’s a slow read, because u just can’t skim over it, otherwise you'll quickly lose track. It’s a very long book, so I’ll probably be reading this for 3 weeks or more, but I’m excited. I love Isabel, what a heroine.

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This goddamn book has me howling when an incel named Lord Warburton steps back in. Has me gooped at the scandalous things Lady Gemini dares to say. Has me mad at a fake hoe named Madame Merle. I'm having so much fun with it.

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I finished it today and GAGGGGGG such a simple, clean but deadly reveal at the end. How did I not see that coming?? Ahh!!

Now I'll cleanse my palate with that dumb bestseller Yesteryear and then I'll continue with more Henry James

#Countess Gemini the woman you are #also oh Isabel.... my diva... you would absolutely slay in XXI century #incredible psychological depth in that book #Henry!!!! how did you do that in the 1860s????#btw I still think this book is rather inaccessible to a modern reader because the prose is so damn dense and meandering #but not for meeeee I lub this

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Vickie, Robin, Eddie and blurry Steve for my fic on ao3

#This old drawing showed up in my notes today #I think this one started it all #bc it got on tumblr radar and it made people read the fic and then having readers encouraged me to write more #self reblob

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started reading Henry James’s Portrait of a Lady and

I am gagged, I am gooped, I am to my very core riveted by how incredible this book is. The sentences are labirynthine, the language is to die for, it’s smart, it’s ironic, the dialogue is hilarious, it’s all very subtextual. It’s a slow read, because u just can’t skim over it, otherwise you'll quickly lose track. It’s a very long book, so I’ll probably be reading this for 3 weeks or more, but I’m excited. I love Isabel, what a heroine.

anniebass

This goddamn book has me howling when an incel named Lord Warburton steps back in. Has me gooped at the scandalous things Lady Gemini dares to say. Has me mad at a fake hoe named Madame Merle. I'm having so much fun with it.

#the main character is being a dumb bitch and I'm here for it #henry james I was not familiar with your game #at the core it's a story about interpersonal relations and power struggles #and while a lot changed for the better since then (especially for women holy shit)#at the core a lot of it remains the same #and the way the author described the inner life and the lies everyone tells is so fucking special

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