i feel like ACT eddie would be the type of guy to have a cameo on WWDITS just like, fully as himself but a vampire like that's the vibe he gives off in terms of being a celebrity
hahahahahahahhh that is gold, nonny. He would. He'd pull all the strings to contact the producers and beg to appear.
He ends up playing himself, washed-up rockstar living in a nice midcentury modern up in the hills, oh I've been made into a vampire in the 90s, that way I always look 27, essentially the same joke as Vladislav says in the original movie (of course, with the lifestyle, this is how I looked at 27)
WWDITS Pride Month episode:
The episode centers around pride month in LA. Guillermo flies out to have several interviews for a position of celebrity assistant (I should think I am at this point capable of anything, he says to the camera) and very distraught Nandor follows (cute romantic sublot), and Laszlo and Nadia follow too, being all like hooray gay sex! yes! (subplot: Nadja seduces her drag queen lookalike, who upon de-dragging turns to look exactly like Laszlo. Drag king seduced by Laszlo dedrags into Nadja lookalike, and Laszlo says to the camera: well, I know she looks exactly like my mother, but--)
Meanwhile, interview after interview, it turns out that all the celeb cameos are vampires looking for a capable familiar. Do you know how much we save on botox by being immortal? Poor Guillermo.
There's also a gruesome RuPaul cameo in the same episode, not a vampire, just enjoys eating people: I'm putting can into cannibalism huntyyy! What did you think hunty stood for if not hunter? Yaass!
Colin Subplot: he's handed a megaphone at the pride parade, talks solely in tired gay phrases, but everyone is so turnt that his draining doesn't work, they just go yaaass baldy! so he directs it at the frumpy counterprotesters. Makes out with a leather daddy afterward.
Post credit scene: back on Staten Island, Nandor is acting like a spoiled celeb, calling from another room is my raw smoothie ready Guillermo?
Shot of an irritated Guillermo, dumping raw liver and guts into a blender, pouring in blood, frowning at the camera.
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