Muninn & Huginn

#this is one of those 'oh yeah we're stewards of the planet' moments #the skill with which she grabbed that bird tho #apex predators who take it upon themselves to heal and repair little things…

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

Imagine they made Space Jam 2, but they were like, "parents hate hearing cartoon voices, so we're replacing all the voices of these characters," so Porky Pig was voice acted by Generic Male Actor #1, and Tweety Bird was voice acted by Generic Male Actor #2, and Elmer Fudd was voice acted by Generic Male Actor #3, etc etc. That's what these Mario movies are like to me. "We can't have this child cartoon character be played by a woman doing a Cartoon Child Voice, so let's make him sound like some random grown ass man instead." And I see and hear that during the game awards and cringe and think, "Okay, well that sucks, but these movies aren't for me anyways. They're for normie parents and children who are too young to care about what the characters sound like. So I'll just keep trying to ignore these movies." But the reality is is that I'm an adult Mario fan who follows adult Mario fans online and is friends with adult Mario fans. So I open Youtube and it's like, "here's what this Twitch streamer thinks of the newest Mario movie," and I gotta just keep scrolling. And then my friend is like, "Dude did you hear Yoshi's voice in the newest Mario movie? It sounds awful." I'm not clicking that link man. I already know they made Yoshi sound like Generic Male Actor #4, I don't need to hear it.