Munchin' Along

@/teaboot

This isn't even a joke it's just what we do

Bitch just pulled a bazooka out of her titties like it was nothing.

she from chicago

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

Around 50-85% of the oxygen in Earth’s atmosphere comes from phytoplankton

phytoplankton appreciation post 💚

Stardew valley ass month

okay this one wins, everyone go home

Toph: Is anyone going to tell me what it says or am I just going to have to wait in suspense?  

remember in School of Rock where the black girl was afraid to say she wanted to be a singer because she was fat and didn’t want to get laughed at but Dewey was all “who gives a shit, I’m fat too and so is aretha franklin but we’re still valuable and we rock” and then the girl felt better without having to be told that beauty comes in all sizes or some other bullshit. thats the kind of body positivity I’m looking for. tell these babies that they’re worth a damn without tying it to any other arbitrary ideals

unmute

You only need to know one thing: meow.

imagine being able to listen to carry on my wayward son, objectively a fucking banger of a song, without inflicting psychic damage on yourself 

*takes a free sample twice* i love robbery and fraud