People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

they put my blood through every test under the sun and yet nowhere in the pages and pages of lab reports do they tell me what my blood type is

your neutrophils absolute? 2.71. anion gap? why, that's 11! hemoglobin A1C? a solid 5.4. and don't fret, champ—your VLDL (calculated) is a cool 12. real fascinating stuff. hm? what's that? you want to know what kind of blood you have? like, so you won't have to look your next ER nurse in the eye and tell her you have no clue what type you have right after giving her a date of birth that confirms you are over 30 years old? psh, don't be silly! we can't tell you that! it's a ✨secret✨

Gay Winston from Overwatch: Excuse me for... being gay

He doesn't need a fucking excuse honey that's the point of PRIDE Winston !!!!

PROUD Gay Winston: Did somebody say... penis?

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses