just a friendly new year’s eve reminder that if you accepted a challenge from a green knight this time last year you’re due tomorrow at the green chapel to get beheaded. time to get a move on

#some might even say “chop chop!” rather than “get a move on”#but that might be in dubious taste - via @cerusee

big year for letting time pass you by

“i asked chatgpt—” well i asked the ceaseless watcher to turn its gaze upon you

Reblog to cast heal on prev

if i was alive in medieval times you know id be up in that cloister obsessing over my ornate manuscript project……

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing

my life is forfeit LOL

ah, an opponent arrives... [draws my sword and turns around] hm. your footsteps made you sound taller... [sheathes my sword and draws a second, smaller sword]