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“me and my brother would get loads… wait- how did we have gunpowder?” is such a funny line I cannot believe it wasn’t scripted. Like all time one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard in my life and phil lester just Said it. The timing? The delivery? The pacing? No one has ever been as funny and no one ever will be. Everyone else pack up and go home.

i think it's beautiful that cats eat you if you die in your apartment and nobody finds you for a while. i don't know why it's used as anti-kitty cat propaganda as if eating you means they don't love u. if i died and no one found me for a while i would want my kitty cat to eat me bc i love her so much and i don't want her to starve. it's not her fault i'm too dead to give her her fancy feasts. she's going thru something scary ok. i don't know a single cat owner who doesn't feel the same way

also like wow. they're literally dating. they're a couple. what the hell