Your favourite blog on the Citadel

My OC, Vale the Pirate King, as given life by the talented and amazing @ryuuna​ (seriously, go commission her). Love how she turned out…someday I’ll write her story of taking over the seas

all he ever wanted was to squirm

Owl Philippa: *offended owl noises*

this is on a cat breeder’s website but i keep laughing at the phrase out of context 

Caught sketching your crush again RIP

It seems like I simultaneously spent too much time and got incredibly lazy with this one. I have no energy to finish anything so welp

no one is allowed to not see this

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“he”?

a book annotation on the cover, unfazed: A Subversive Masterpiece. A Deep And Touching Story. The New York Times Bestseller. Go Fuck Yourself

This is the most accurate description I’ve ever found, thought it was worth spreading ❀

Use a sword for a more aggressive driving experience

athena and aphrodite know EXACTLY what matters and that is HEROIC BIMBOFICATION!