MIKI

She took the pages.

we found Bug Detective today . a grisly sight . killed himself , with his own magnifying glass

the cruncherrrrrrrrrrrrr

hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly

[club mix] another horse fly. another horse fly

I love ending e-mails with "thank you in advance". Like what are you going to now? Not do the thing I already thanked you for? Bring dishonor on yourself like that? No? I didn't think so. Check mate you have been played by the master of manipulation.

reblog to throw a brick at the person you reblogged this from

Stuffed animals will see a crack between the bed and the wall and go “is anyone gonna fall into that?” And not wait for an answer

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

eating a silly girl out call that funnylingus

i m;iss when u could touch a tv and feel its fur