Orange Juice Coven

Bestie youre so giberish!! Talking absolute poppycock!!! So much hodgepodge!!! Youre flummoxing us all!!! This is the most lackadaisical attempt at being wise that ive ever witnessed!!! If i were you, id shut this claptrap and skedaddle!!!!

Nonbinary Leviathan call that the embodiment of Enby

imagine spending the last few days of ur life ranting about black and brown and transgender shooters making life sooooo violent and scary just to get sniped by a white guy in UTAH

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

can u imagine being at the mcr show and ray frank and mikey are throwing picks into the audience and then gerard throws something and ur like woah is it a pick? he doesn’t play guitar. nope its a bracelet that says please help

Grins normally

Grins evilly

I don't know who needs to hear this, but it's time to take your ketchup and fork water

it takes a village to destroy a baby (powerful baby)

a guy just tried to tell us not to let our dog piss on the grass outside our flats??? we live here ???? the dog can piss wherever he needs to piss

he spotted us leaving our flat with the dog and then hung out outside with his baby and watched us as the dog pissed and shit AND THEN WENT AND GOT HIS PHONE AND WALKED OVER TO WHERE THE DOG HAD SHIT TO SEE IF WE HAD NOT PICKED UP THE DOG SHIT. THE DOG SHIT HE WATCHED ME PICK UP.

took the dog out again and guess who appeared behind us after we'd picked up the dogs shit

you'll never guess who was standing around next to the sacred patch of grass, with his friend and his friends big dog. and you'll never guess which big dog pissed on the sacred grass. (also our dog is fine now he just had an upset tummy)

“afab chests aren’t inherently sexu—” please say breasts please just say breasts please please please stop throwing the term “afab” around say tatas say titties say big bahoona bazingoroos if you must

not to be that guy but if you’re talking about breasts, say breasts. if you’re talking about pregnancy, say pregnancy. you don’t have to bend over backwards coming up with wacky shit like “uterus-having pregnancy-carrier” or “afab presenting nipples” to be more inclusive. half the time, it’s not inclusive anyway. so just be specific. a person with breasts can simply be “a person with breasts.” it’s easy, it’s fun, it’s free

#some trans men don’t have breasts. famously‚ there’s a surgery about it #some cis women don’t have breasts. the same surgery #some trans women do have breasts. famously #there are hormones and also surgery about it #some cis men have breasts. Gandalf for one (via @aurpiment)

I am not surprised that we live in a world where people think aborting a fetus is 'killing a child' and also netflix thinks people 'not subscribing to netflix' is 'piracy and theft of income' and also being inspired by someone else's nascent creative idea that they haven't developed yet is 'plagiarism' but I wish we didn't