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we're here for you, cherik nation 🫂

#ow my heart #cherik #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #x men 97 season 2 #I formally request to fight the writers in a waffle house parking lot

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2011: The Beach Divorce

2024: The Beach Hookup

2026: The Desert Sands Situationship

#Cherik #ooc #X-Men 97 #I think I'm funny.

HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD OMG.

#qifrey #witch hat atelier #look at how sweet

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fuchsea

btw i want to say that the entire tumblr community banding together is what got these changes reversed so i hope u all realise the power of a reblog and start reblogging posts instead of just liking them this is the reblog website so hit that button right now

They say God gives his hardest battles to his toughest soldiers but WHEN THE FUCK DID I SIGN UP FOR THE WAR?!

#.

I think this book is rage-baiting me. It's working. I've never been so mad. But like damn. 😭

#Angels & Demons Dan brown

@staff

Where in the fuck is the reblog button?

(edited to add: I should not have to log into Tumblr on my mobile browser like an asshole just to reblog shit.)

#ooc #@staff #Y'all added emoji reactions #but where is one of the most ESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS of the mobile app?#Y'all code this shit with dildos or smth

Check it out

I bring memes

#ooc

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PSA

Don't be like me. Don't be forced to take someone else's children to your doctor's appointment. ESPECIALLY sleep medicine.

YOU WILL

get rapid fire instructions on how to wear the CPAP and how to use it.

be already stressed and sleep deprived enough.

end up wearing the mask incorrectly for almost a month until you accidentally stumble across the manufacturer's YouTube.

YOU WILL NOT

remember the first goddamn thing said to you in that appointment.

#ooc #medical tw #tw medical #cpap #sleep apnea #I feel so stupid about it now #I figured this out at 9pm last night

p1ss

ejacutastic

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

biszumletzten

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

demonsnakes-deactivated20160829

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

brightlotusmoon

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

anonymous-lightbulb

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#I remember showing this to my parents and being like 'tf do I do here?'#my mom was just like “treat it as a 4-way and don't question why it's on fire”

We have a family friend who is the only person I truly fear in this world. She's this tiny old woman and would whip my ass in a heartbeat and I'd probably deserve it.

Anyway she is the pettiest person alive and I love it. Once a year on her anniversary with her ex-husband she sends him a Thank-You card.

#I'm pretty sure she has a 'fuck you' bouquet ready to go #ooc #petty #it's kinda tragic how petty she is

Silly little headcanon (Stardew)

Wizards/Witches have beef with the postal system.

No one remembers why at this point, but it probably started with some wizard being a cheap bastard and refusing to pay like 2¢ more for postage over a hundred years ago and meeting their match in a stubborn mail clerk who eventually rose to some level of influence and banned the entire subset of magic users from using the mail system. Several young apprentices took to just transporting letters into people's mailbox and that became the standard of communication among magic users.

#ooc #Stardew Valley #Stardew Valley Expanded #rasmodius #magnus rasmodius #headcanon

Guys the author's curse got me. The ceiling in my room partially collapsed.

#ooc #AO3 #Fanfic Authors Curse

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Running List of How I've Referred to James T. Kirk in my personal notes:

James "T Stands for Tiddies" Kirk (a classic)

James "When in Doubt Get Your Tits Out" Kirk

#ooc #fanfic author #star trek fanfic #James T. Kirk

Rereading my Star Trek mpreg fic (because I found out I have 70 subscribers and honestly got shocked by that) only to realize that half this plot wouldn't have happened if these two idiots were properly supervised.

#ooc #fanfic author #this entire plot is absolutely self-indulgent

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