"I work for free, did you hear that? Fucking FREE"

I get my media recommendations the old fashioned way: by watching someone I follow on here go on an unhinged reblog spree of media related content until I eventually decide to go “alright, what’s all this then”

i cant stress enough that venom 2 does not have to be good. it simply must contain at least two hours of tom hardy in a hoodie acting like a neurotic little chihuahua

Girls just being girls!

Lol, this just made me so happy 😂

Unbridled joy

This has such a pure energy

Shane: This is from peggingmothman - [wheezes] Ryan: [wheezes] Shane: - obviously, on Tumblr. Okay, that scans. [laughs] “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now - ” What are we in for, here?! [wheezes] Seasoned bitch! I’m just gonna - I want that on my lower third, on every piece of media I’m in, from now on. Seasoned bitch! Where are we goin’ from here?! Ryan: [laughing so hard he’s crying] I don’t know, I got lost at peggingmothman. Shane: peggingmothman, very funny to begin with! Ryan: “This comes from peggingmothman.” Wait, sorry, could you read the first sentence again? I didn’t hear any of it, ‘cause I was too busy - Shane: You didn’t hear the first sentence? Ryan: No, I got - oh, I’m sorry, I got fucking lost at ‘peggingmothman’! Shane: “When I was younger and not the seasoned bitch I am now.” Ryan: Yeah, yeah, okay. Shane: You don’t appreciate that? Ryan: I’m sorry, I’m still thinking of peggingmothman. Shane: Okay. Oh, boy! “I was held hostage at the end of a date.”

I’ve seen Horny Internet Fangirls fall physically in lust with everything from standard hunks to weird cartoons to robots to monsters and every body type from potbelly bear to skeletal beanpole and it never fails to amaze me, when by comparison, straight guys seem to have trouble with any woman who isn’t hourglass shaped

at first I thought this post was going to bash horny internet fangirls, but it turned out great.