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connie springer x gn!reader
cw: eating, fluff, alternative universe, slight season 4 spoilers? kissing, not a makeout though
summary: being from marley surely is tough with all the tension between your nation and paradis, but once both nations decided to end the the fight, you all gather around a warm fire, and you decide to show connie what sโmores are
a/n: i was literally eating sโmores a few days ago, and thought of this. and this is my first aot fanfic! and also this is the first time i'm ever writing smooches
โHEY Y/N, LOOK WHAT I FOUND!โ connie yelled from afar. you turned your head to find connie right next to you, holding up a slice of pizza. โyeah i guess you found the pizza, i was trying to hid that away from you and sasha, but i guess you found it." "hey, you can't hide anything from sasha, she was a hunter, pratically has the nose of a dog, she can smell anything from a mile or two away." "well that's true, tell me, how does it taste?โ he took a bite of the pepperoni pizza, and moaned out in excitement, โthis is better than the food back home, those horrible stale crackers, and that stupid tasteless soup, did the cooks ever hear of seasoning?โ you chuckled, โyeah i guess that really did taste like shit, but you gotta eat to survive, and your island didnโt really have any good food so-โ
โyeah youโre right.โ he finished gulping up the rest of the pizza, then sat next to you on the log. you both watched the fire in silence, when connie forgot to ask you something. โiโm sorry, i shouldโve asked, did you want a slice.โ โnah,โ you retaliated, โi already ate dinner a few minutes ago, 30 i believe?โ โmhm ok then.โ the fire crackled with the oxygen making it rise, little ambers going up into the sky, then falling back down again, some landing on your clothes. โhey connie, can i show you something?โ โyeah sure, what is it?โ you looked around for the plastic bag that was filled with ingredients, while you was doing that, you spoke with connie. โdo you know what sโmores are connie?โ
"da fuck is that?โ โwell i couldnโt really expect you to know, the food back in paradis is shit.โ you find the marshmallows, chocolate, and graham crackers, as well as the skewers to hold the marshmallows. โwell you see," you hold the stuff up into connie's face so he can get a better look, " sโmores are made by roasting these marshmallows on a stick in the fire, then you take these graham crackers and chocolate, and put them on top and below the marshmallow. you get what iโm saying?โ
he stared at you wide eyed, and then asked, "what are those things you just said?" "let me show you instead of talking about it." you walked behind connie, and placed your arms on his shoulders, grabbing his hands to hold the stuff once previously in yours. "ok hold this stick." he took the skewer out of your hands, and held it up to his face. "what is this used for?" "all in due time connie, all in due time." you smirked. "mkay, now here," you guided connie by his hands, "put the marshmallow on this stick."
he grabbed one of them from the bag it came from, and carefully placed it onto the stick, making sure not to let it fall. "get the graham crackers and chocolate." he took the graham crackers from its box, and inspected it. "is this crackers, hey i could've made this at home." "yes technically it's crackers, but it's sweet, not savory and salty, try one." he raised the cracker up to his mouth and took a small bite, not sure whether or not it tasted good. to his surprise it did, it was really sweet. "mhm, this tastes great!" "i had a feeling you would like it." you smiled. "ok, now place the marshmallow in the fire."
he lifted the stick from his knee, and placed the uncooked marshmallow into the fire. he looked at you, preparing a question, "what is marshmallows made out of?" "ummm, i'm not sure, but they taste good so i don't give a shit." he hummed in satisfaction, "ok, then what is chocolate made out of?" you looked at him puzzled, "connie, we... you, had chocolate on the island, why would you ask me that?" "oh, nevermind i guess."
it was an awkward tension in the air, but you spoke up. "alright, i think the marshmallow is cooked, if you leave it too long, it's gonna burn. but for me, i like it a bit more on the burnt side." he murmured under his breath, "ok, so you place the marshmallow here?" he moved his hands to the chocolate and partially placed it onto the marshmallow. "wait, the chocolate is about to drop, here," you took his hands to show where to put the chocolate, "put one half of the graham cracker on your knee to stabilize it." he broke the graham cracker on his knee, waiting for your next instruction. "place the chocolate on top of it."
he did exactly that, looking at your face to determine if he did it right. "good job, and now put the marshmallow on top. and then after that, put the 2nd half on top." he held up the finished s'more, and looked at you again for reassurance. "did i do it good?" you grinned, "yes you did connie, good job! most people i teach drop the ingredients, or even drop the marshmallow into the fire, but luckily you aren't one of those people." he blushed, tilting his head down in bashfulness, "thanks y/n." "now try your new creation." he raised his hands up to his mouth, and took a big bite of the s'more, almost eating it in one go. "how does it taste love?"
"it tastes fantastic, oh my goodness, can i have another?" "sure you can, i guess this one i was about to make for myself is yours now." he frowned, "oh i'm sorry, you can keep yours, i'll just make one for myself." "it's fineee, trust me, i can do this another day, it's not like i'm missing out on anything." you beamed at his face, looking towards his mouth, where it has some melted marshmallow on the corner of it. in fact, it was everywhere on his mouth, even below his nose. "umm connie, you have some marshmallow residue on your face, right here." you pointed towards the right side of his mouth, where he wiped with the back of his hand, but missed.
"you missed there connie, let me get it for you." you took your thumb, and wiped it across his mouth, getting the melted substance off of his face. "thanks y/n." "as i said before, it's no problem." he looked down to the floor, and suddenly said with a spring of confidence, "hey y/n?" "hmm, what's up connie?" "i think you have something on your face as well." "oh really, where is it?" "right... here." he leaned in to give you a kiss on your lips. "i got it off." you snorted, "thanks i guess."
"well as you said, it's no problem at all."
Flower Field
c!dream x gn!reader
word count: 1,043
warnings: angst, slight fluff, major character death, cursing, blood, dream pinching you, slight yelling, crying
note: i didn't really like this one, it kinda sucks in my opinion
โhey dream?โ you looked your shoulder to see the unmasked man laying comfortably on the grassy field filled with mind blowing flowers. โyeah y/n?โ โdo you ever think we would win this stupid war?โ โyeah, yeah i do, why are you asking me this?โ โoh nothing, just my mind being curious, thatโs all.โ โwell, if thatโs you being curious, i wonder what else you can do.โ he smirked, eyes beaming with the glaring sun. you reached over and smacked his forearm. โoh shut up you bitch.โ โnever, motherfucker.โ silence filled the air, but it wasnโt uncomfortable.
it was calming, like the waves of the sea crashing into the hot sand, or birds chirping in the early hours of the morning. โdo you think weโre right? do you really think our cause is justifiable?โ he formed his hand into a fist, and playfully punched you in the shoulder. โoh come on, donโt think like that.โ
he wrapped his arm around you, and moved both of you towards the sky instead of each other. โjust think it like this, what other way is right? everyone has different views of each other. you might think of me as this strong, handsome, beautiful guy, when someone else might think of me as a devil.โ you playfully scoffed, โi donโt think of you that way, i think youโre an ugly bitch.โ
he gasped out of fake shock, and put the back of his palm to his forehead. โoh dear me, little y/n doesnโt like me.โ he pouted at you, โoh please think different of me, i will never recover.โ you smiled, โok calm down dream.โ he chuckled, โyou know i can never shut up around you.โ you removed his arm from your shoulder, placing it down on the ground between you two. โyeah i know that dream.โ
and then there was another long period of silence. thinking about the past few minutes, you mutter up the courage to ask dream something. โcan you finish my question from before, we really got sidetracked there.โ โoh yeah sorry, so about what i was saying beforeโฆโ
โeven though you might see me as a good person, someone who could do anything for the people he loves, there are some people who think otherwise.โ you looked at him in curiosity, but he wasnโt looking back at you. he was looking ahead, trying to think about what he was about to say next. โok, so fuck whatever they have to say, the only people that matter are you and-โ he cut you off by pinching your arm.
โOW WHAT THE FUCK DREAM!โ you yelled at him with pain. โlet me finish before you draw any conclusions. what iโm trying to say is that we are the ones that are right in this matter, they are the ones who are wrong.โ โdream, all of that didnโt add up, hell, the plot sucked ass.โ โHEY NO IT DIDNโT!โ you smirked, โyes it did you dimwit.โ โok now youโre starting to hurt my feelings.โ โawwww, youโre gonna cry you little piss baby?โ you teased.
โno iโm not, can we just go, you ruined the mood.โ you got up, and brushed the grass stains of your clothes. you held out a dirtied hand out to dream, โok, we can go now.โ he took your hand reluctantly, โalright thank you.โ
โY/N, Y/N, WHERE ARE YOU?โ dream screamed out loud, trying to find you through the blood filled air. โY/N, IF YOU CAN HEAR ME, COME HERE.โ he frantically looked everywhere, trying to find a sign of life. โd-dream, is that you?โ you whispered behind him, your body hidden between all the rubble. โY/N, ARE YOU OK?โ you chuckled, a little bit of blood pouring out. โif i was ok, i wouldnโt be underneath all of this, can you get me up?โ โoh yeah, sorry i shouldnโt have asked that question.โ he started to lift the rocks off of you, one by one lifting the weight off your body.
he then finally was on the last rock, lifting it with ease. he carried you bridal style, not knowing where to go. "hey dream?" you whisper, your throat sore from coughing up blood. "yes darling?" "can we go back to our field?" he nodded, and started to carry you to the flower field. you guys finally reached it, and to your request, dream put you down on the grass. you looked up at the sky with dream, watching a murder of crows fly across.
โhey dream?โ you looked over to him, your hand on your bleeding stomach. "yes y/n?" "can you do something for me?" he layed down on his side, and looked at you. "of course, anything for you." "can you forgive me?" his eyebrows furrowed in curiosity, "what do mean by that?" "i mean, can you forgive me for leaving you?" "of course."
you guys stopped talking, just reminiscing about your memories about the flower field, filled with poppies, and dandelions, and multiple other types of flowers. "can i make a request?" "yeah, what is it?" "since we know i'm currently dying, and probably will die, can you come back here, whenever you feel like shit. please come back here, and eat our favorite foods, and just have fun here. never forget me dream, please, i beg of you." "i could never forget you y/n/n." you chuckled, "well that's a relief."
"hey y/n?" "yes dream?" "can i make a request of my own?" "yeah, of course." "remember me yourself. i don't know what happens in the afterlife, but if you still have a conscious, please don't forget our time together on this world. the sappy memories, our little trips, cooking together in the mornings, our anniversaries, everything. even the stupid arguments."
he expected you to answer back to him, but he just heard silence. he looked over to you, seeing you, eyes wide open, hands covering your stomach, and your facial expression. you were smiling, smiling about spending your last minutes with the love of your life.
he reached over to you, and placed a kiss on your forehead. tears streaming down his face, landing on your non-moving one.
"i love you y/n, i'll join you someday."
Saying I love you through actions
multiple x gn!reader
word count: 984
warnings: the egg, cursing, yelling, getting kinda hurt in wilbur's, food in sapnap's and dream's, monster addiction (obviously karl)
note: this is probably one of my favorite ones, the minors are platonic
C!Technoblade
shares his armor and potions
think of it as a offering
when you accept it, his piglin side goes brrrr
phil and you, possibly ranboo, are the only people he will give stuff to, because the other brats don't deserve it
if you give him your armor and potions, he is forever in your debt
Sapnap
shares his food with you
you and him totally drive at 3 am to subway or mcdonalds
when you drive back to the house, you kick up your feet on the dashboard, lean back in your seat, and take a sip from sapnap's drink
he was pissed, you had your own drink, why would you drink his?
he didn't do anything, but THEN you stole his fries
that was the last straw
then he bursted out on you
"YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FRIES, EAT THEM." and then you replied, "but babyyyyy."
you were puppy dog pouting, that was sapnap's weakness. he turned back to the road, and said, "ok, just take them, obviously you're still going to eat them."
then you went over the cupholder, and hugged him really tight
Dreamwastaken
letโs you take over his almost never daily stream
youโll walk into his streaming place, and hold some food for him, because i just have a feeling he hasnโt ate in a while
so while heโs eating, you take off his headset, move the mic towards your mouth, and start talking to chat
and while youโre just asking how their day has been, dream is just sitting on the chair with his fork in the air, plate in his hand, and mouth stuffed to the brim
heโs just looking at you with a lovey dovey look in his gaze, itโs really cute, and very homey
Georgenotfound
gives you his blanket when itโs cold
it's honking freezing in his house
so naturally, being the good gogy he is, he shares it with you
you don't return the favor though, you pratically want him to get hypothermia
but you give it to him reluctantly :(
he stops sharing the blanket with you, but then you start fake crying, and he automatically gives it to you
Karl Jacobs
gives you almost every single monster he has
this boi is really addicted to monster
so he has to share it with you ๐
eventually, you're hooked, sometimes you even get a whole box of monster to share with him
it goes out by a week, or maybe less
after both of you are done, you slam the bottle on your foreheads
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Quackity
gives you his beanie
you know he doesn't like to show his hair on streams
and we think he's bald
so when you pop up behind him with your hair crazy, he gets one of his spare beanies, grabs your shirt to get closer to him, and places it on your head
and it's probably the LAFD one, since he wears his puma one more frequently
and bestie, YOU LOOKED GOOD
and chat was spamming, Y/NCHAMP
C!Punz
gives you his jewelry
he's REALLY rich, and will give you anything
but when you need to go out to a party or something like that, he just gives you his jewelry
need a ring, don't worry, take 5 rings for one hand
need a necklace, oh don't cry about it, let me get you a diamond one
you get what i'm putting down?
but when he sees you with it, his heart goes boing boing
C!Badboyhalo
letโs you decorate the egg
he never lets anyone touch the egg in anyway unless they wanted to join
the egg doesn't have an affect on you, he should kill you, but the egg doesn't mind you, and ordered him to not unalive you
but get this, when it's a special holiday, you actually decorate the egg
if it was christmas, you would put presents under it, and put tinsel EVERYWHERE
halloween would be spooky stuff, like jack-o-lanterns, skulls, and even multiple buckets of candy
the egg really likes it, and even bbh likes it, even though he's still iffy about you
Wilbur Soot
helps you play the guitar
he definitely tries to make you play internet ruined me, i'm in love with an e-girl, or your new boyfriend
and if the off chance he will try to make you play jubilee line, you do it so well
but before you practically mastered the art of the guitar, you used to mess up a lot
wilbur seriously had to take the guitar away from you for a week or more because you started to accidentally hurt your fingertips
Platonic!Ranboo
letโs you play with his gloves
when heโs streaming, without his facecam, you just randomly kick down the door, anime style, and sit next to him
and then when you get bored, you randomly fidget with his gloves
you obviously wonโt take it off since he might be uncomfortable with it, but youโll take the bottom of it, and just roll the material through your fingers
he just goes really soft
Platonic!Tommyinnit
he gives you his coke
honestly, when tommy gives you his coca cola, that just signifies your friendship more
itโs just really pog :]
he will only give you that, not wilbur, tubbo, or even philza
when he gives you it in front of chat, they just spam
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Platonic!Tubbo
letโs you hold benson
it is the highest honor
he only lets his closest friends touch benson, and if you try to damage him at all, you're done for
but luckily, you don't
he gladly gives you benson, and you hold him very carefully
since he trusts you with benson, he gives you another benson, but obviously, you name it differently
Not saying I love you (tiktok prank)
multiple x reader
word count: 972
warnings: cursing, fake crying, food mention in george, dream, quackity, and karl's, fake fainting, you calling wilbur a whore hehehe,
note: y/f/f is your favorite food. quackity's part is probably my favorite, and also i didn't have the motivation to do every single person i write. so it's just feral boys + wilbur
Dreamwastaken
โhi honey, do you need anything from walmart?โ โi donโt need anything, i'll see you later.โ โlove you!โ โbyeee!โ
โSAY IT BACK!โ he exclaimed. โfirst of all, calm your ass down, and second, say what?โ โohh donโt play coy with me, say it back.โ you squinted your eyes, "i still don't know what you're talking about." he crept closer to you, and closer, until he trapped you into a corner. "you better say it before i do something very bad to you." you laughed, "oh, what are going to do to me?" "i'm going to take y/f/f away from you." "HEH?!" you shouted furiously. "yep, that's right, no more y/f/f for you my dear y/n." "mkay, so that's what it's going to, well then, i'm going to take patches away from you." "NO YOU CAN NOT." he rebuked. "yes i can, i'm her other parent." he frowned, "well, at least can you say i love you?' "yeah i guess so, i hate you." you coyly smiled. "WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
Georgenotfound
โy/n, can you get me some popcorn so we can start the movie?โ โyeah sure babe, let me just get some stuff for myself.โ โok thanks, love you!โ โmkay.โ
he got off the bed, and walked out of your shared bedroom door, and peeked outside to see you preparing the snacks. โhoney, can you come back here?โ โyeah sure.โ you put down the snacks you were about to carry to your guysโ bedroom, and walked towards his sulking self. โdo you love me?โ โyeah.โ you blankly stated. โthen say you love me.โ he begged, trying to get some type of validation from you. โwhy, itโs not important.โ he looked at you funny, then went to your bed and hid himself under the cover, pretending to cry. you quickly went over to the bed, and pulled off the covers. โiโm sorry love, itโs just a prank for tiktok.โ โHAHA, I KNEW IT.โ
Sapnap
โhey babe, iโm gonna take a shower real quick, can you pause the promised neverland for a second?โ โyeah sure, but hurry up, iโm going to start it soon.โ โok, love you!โ โok.โ
โsay it back.โ he puppy eyed you. you tried to look innocent, โwhat do you mean sap?โ โcome on, just say that you love me.โ โi still donโt know what youโre talking about.โ โwell ok then.โ he jumped on the bed, and started to tickle you, your hands trying to reach for his to stop this mini torture. โSTOP!โ โNEVER.โ he continued, and continued, until you finally told him that you loved him. โI LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, JUST STOP TICKLING ME.โ he stopped and smirked, โthank you, now iโm going to take a shower.โ
Wilbur Soot
โdarling, say hi to chat.โ โhey guys, how are you?โ โtheyโre ok, theyโre just being their regular selves.โ โwell iโm going out with some of my friends, iโll be back in a few hours.โ โok lovely, love you!โ โbyeeee!โ
he got out of his chair, and caught your hand before you went out the door. โyou forgot to say something.โ โno i didnโt.โ he eyebrows frowned, โyou donโt love me anymore is that it y/n? i knew it, i wasnโt good enough for you.โ he kept on rambling on and on about how he didnโt deserve your undying love, and dramatic things like that. โwilby, calm down, it's just a tiktok prank." he smiled innocently, "yeah, i already knew that, i just wanted for you to confess." "YOU LITTLE WHORE."
Karl Jacobs
โhey darling, can you get some popcorn from the convenience store?โ โyeah sure baby, do you want anything else?โ โnah, i donโt really want anything more, have a good time.โ โmkay, love you!โ โbye my darling.โ
he turned back from the door, pushing his body on the frame. "bye, love you." he repeated, expecting you to say the same. "bye karl!" he walks towards you on the couch. โhey babe, are you ok?โ he asked. โyeah iโm ok, whatโs wrong with you.โ he pouted, โcome onn, say it.โ โsay what?โ you teased. โnow youโre just being mean.โ he cried out. โiโm not being mean, youโre just being stupid.โ โEXCUSE ME, WE ARE BREAKING UP.โ โok, i have no problem with that.โ โok then, iโm taking your air bison.โ โok, ok, i love you too, just donโt take them away, theyโre my baby.โ โarenโt i your baby?โ โnah this beautiful bison is :)โ
Quackity
"hey babe, can you help me with this pasta?" "yeah sure, i'm practically Gordon Ramsey at this point." "oh shut up." "yeah yeah." "but thanks babe, love you!" "yeah."
"NOOOO, WHYYY!" he yelled up into the ceiling. "woah buddy, what's up with you?" you feigned ignorance as you went towards the fridge to get something to drink. "YOU ARE BREAKING MY HEART, STOP IT!" "why the fuck are you yelling?" you glared at him, your ears being blasted with unnecessary noise. "SAY IT BACK." he put the back of his hand onto his forehead, and pretended to faint, therefore landing him on the cold wooden floor. you laughed at him, not caring if he even genuinely hurt himself. "babe, calm down, it's just a stupid word." he got into a sit-up position, and placed his hand that was previously on his forehead onto his chest. "a stupid word you say, what if i was to say that you were stupid?" "well then, i would beat you the fuck up." he did a suprised pikachu face, and then got up onto his feet, "well then, i would lock you out of our room." you walked closer to him, "well if you did that, i would make you sleep outside for the whole week." "oh really?" he smirked. "oh yes really." you smiled back.

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Dreamwastaken
Georgenotfound
Sapnap
Karl Jacobs
Quackity
karl with a gn!s/o who likes to get head scratches โฅ๏ธ
warnings: none! only fluff
- โฃ๏ธ your a clingy mf off the bat
- โฃ๏ธ mkay, you just want your hugs and affection from karl
- โฃ๏ธ so when heโs streaming, you go into his streaming room, and sit right next to him on a chair
- โฃ๏ธ he would be like, โhi baby, how are you?โ
- โฃ๏ธ and you would be like, โiโm doing well darling, just checking up on you.โ
- โฃ๏ธ but you know that you wasnโt there to just โcheck upโ on karl
- โฃ๏ธ โhey karl, can we cuddle?โ โumm, yeah sure, just get on my lap.โ
- โฃ๏ธ you would exited go into his lap with a blanket in your hand
- โฃ๏ธ you would turn yourself around on karlโs lap so you were facing the wall, then put the blanket on both of you guys, and then put your face in his neck.
- โฃ๏ธ โhey baby, do you want head scratches?โ
- โฃ๏ธ when i tell you squeeled, oh my goodness it was LOUD
- โฃ๏ธ that's your favorite time of the day, freaking head scratches from the one and only karl jacobs
- โฃ๏ธ so then, you grabbed karl's hand, and just put it on your head
- โฃ๏ธ then he just started scrubbing away
- โฃ๏ธ and let me just tell you, as a person with 4c hair, if you have hair like me, you know those scratches be feeling good as fuck
- โฃ๏ธ so then, you just kinda melted into his frame if that makes sense
- โฃ๏ธ but eventually, you would fall asleep on stream
- โฃ๏ธ karl would say to chat, "clip this!"
- โฃ๏ธ and just shout that you were so adorable and cute
- โฃ๏ธ but he was on the verge to waking you up
- โฃ๏ธ when you kinda moved in his lap, he just became quiet and looked at you
- โฃ๏ธ he would think, "awww, they're so beautiful."
- โฃ๏ธ honestly he would never admit this, but he likes when he gives you head scratches
Hybrid Y/N
multiple x creeperhybrid!reader
warnings: creeper explosions, revival for wilbur
note: y/n is genderneutral, also i had fun making this one today. should i make a main taglist, excluding series
Sapnap
ohhh, hybrid trouble๐
literally chaos, like sapnap x god!reader, watch out, because you will never know when you purposely, with sap, tries to explode a monument or building with some significant purpose
literally peas in a pod
no one can never see sapnap without you tagging along with him
Dreamwastaken
you guys are the duo who everyone avoids
crazy squared
you got it, he tries to get you angry or just wants to make your current emotion really big so you can blow up something that he hates, maybe like a sign saying he's a homeless teletubby, something like that
spoils you to no end
Wilbur Soot
hmm, why does he praise you?
seriously, same thing with god!reader, he praises you until there isn't any praises left, but it never runs out so itโs endless, infinity, domain expansion
(sorry got into the wrong fandom there hehehe)
after he got revived, he definitely convinces you to join him and tommy on their little adventure
he gives you stone, yes, just stone, because to him that represents love and affection, please give him a hug
Karl Jacobs
one of the most adorable duos in the entire universe
definitely asks you to blow up some land so he can build stuff
instead of him spoiling you, YOU spoil him
like, he's so adorable โบ๏ธ
sometimes you guys do trades, like you blow up something, in exchange for a few diamond blocks or something more significant
Quackity
he spoils you definitely
asks you to help build las nevadas with him
speaking of las nevadas, he probably gives you a job, maybe managing the casino?
he definitely comes to you for things, like redstone, pistons, because damnn he is kinda broke
Dream XD
he gives you unnecessary things from time to time
literally praises you for the weirdest things
basically like, "oh congrats, it's your birthday, let me give you some bedrock."
that's just not all
he will literally try to charge you up, so when someone touches you, you'll explode, it's kinda weird but endearing, sometimes you wanna smack him for that though :/
Georgenotfound
why do you guys sleep a lot?
like damn, do something for once
when you got roped into george's shenanigans, you would have never thought you would just sleep
it's only sleep, no wars, no nothing
calmest duo
Tommyinnit
this is probably the most chaotic duo i have ever seen, and i have seen a bunch
when there is lightning outside, you will get anything iron, whether it is a shovel/spoon, sword, helmet, etc, and raise it up in the air and pretend your zeus
like bitch, why
and then in the sidelines, there just tommy watching what happens, but do you wanna know what did happen?
you got charged up, and then you ran towards tommy and exploded
thank goodness he didn't lose a canon life, but he did get really injured
Tubbo
helps maintain his bees
you accidentally kill some :(
you babysit the beautiful baby piglin michael when tubbo and ranboo are off somewhere
he adores you to no end
like he has so many favors to give to you since you have done a lot for him
he feels like you are siblings
Ranboo
helps him with his enderwalk โ
helps him remember important things โ
why is the duo so precious, i donโt know
youโre conditioned to be friends with phil and techno
you both are main characters
Awesamdude
ooh, two creeper hybrids, wow, such a great team!
god!reader and creeperhybrid!reader have a thing in common, which is you help him with the prison
he literally got you a trident and a crown, โจbest friendsโจ
thank you so much, besto friendo (if you know where that is from, i love you!)
also you help each other out with explosions and stuff
and just in general keep each other in check
i will say this again, you both are gods at redstone, dont flipping test me
Philza Minecraft
protects you from any harm
dadza is poggers ๐
when you explode because of something that made you pissed, you best know that he will be right next to you
heโs automatically ready to be a therapist
you have to be close to techno, no ifs or buts
Technoblade
gives you the good stuff ๐
and when i mean the good stuff, the GOOD stuff :)
he will give you endless things, including but not limited to, bedrock, diamond blocks, netherite, gold, enchanting books, and also his crown and his cape
when you accidentally catch a storm, and you get charged and explode, he will rap you up in his fluffy cape, but then that just makes more electricity, and therefore, more explosions
thatโs not cool y/n :(
Badboyhalo
back in the dinosaur days, you guys were cute little muffins
aesthetic: puppies favorite food: muffins and cookies
why is this also a cute team, like whyyy
pressuring bad to be closer to sapnap โ
we arenโt going to that point though
Punz
โhey you want some food?โ
โsure y/n, and while your at it, let me give you some jewelry.โ
him filling your pockets with rings, necklaces, bracelets, just basically anything that is shiny and decorative on the human body
them being a mercenary back in the olden days really paid off, now they has the money to give you the โจworldโจ
i want someone like that
Hi Again My Love
gn!reader
person: wilbur soot
word count: 493
warnings: revival, cursing, angst, graves, implied relationship, ghostbur dying (drawing not mine)
"hey y/n." tommy said shyly, walking towards you. "hi tommy, how are you?" you questioned. "i'm doing good, um, i need to tell you something." "yeah, what's wrong, did someone do something to you?" he spoke frantically, "no one did anything to me, but it's about ghostbur and wilbur."
"what's wrong with him, is he ok?" you inquired with nervousness. "umm, i don't know how to tell you this, but he's dead." you looked hilariously at tommy, laughing, "are you sure about that, i mean, he is a ghost after all, he's supposed to be dead." "no, not in that way."
"you see, me, tubbo, ranboo, and ghostbur all planned to kill dream in the prison. when we got in there, ghostbur distracted sam, and sam let him cross the walkway to go to dream. i was invisible, going towards dream. but unfortunately, sam saw a weapon floating in the air, and made me drink milk. then he threatened to kill me, locking ghostbur with dream.โ he paused his little speech, making sure you were ready for the information he was about to give you. โgo on tommy, iโm listening.โ you egged him on, curious to how his story was going to turn out.
"so then, we found out that psycho killed ghostbur."
your face lit up with disbelief. "what do you mean, 'he's dead', he can't die, he's a -" tommy cut you off, "when i mean he's dead, he's gone, he isn't coming back anymore." you were panicking, your pants going up and down like a rollercoaster, "he's not dead, he can't, he's alive, he's gonna respawn." you kept on rambling, stating the possiblities that ghostbur was still alive, that he was ok, that dream lended him mercy.
"um, there's more to the story. the reason why dream killed ghostbur, was to revive wilbur."
there was an awkward silence, filling up the conversation. "what do you mean wilbur's alive? is he seriously living, up and breathing?" you asked.
"yeah, he is, at his grave site."
-
you both walked towards the ruined site, glass incasing the red vined wreckage of the explosion of L'Manburg. there, you saw a tall shadow standing near its grave.
"Wilbur, is that you?"
the shadow turned around, and looked at you with suprise. "shit, is that you y/n?" it curiously asked back. "yeah, it's me wilby." the shadow started to frantically walk towards you with delight. as soon as the sun rose, it shined very vividly. you can clearly see wilbur, with a piece of gray hair, a bandage on his left arm, and the outfit he was wearing during the explosion of L'Manburg.
"oh my goodness, it's you."
"hi darling." you stepped closer to him as close as you could. then you slapped his face, turning the dirt smeared face to swerve to the side, leaving a red mark.
"well i wasn't expecting that greeting. hi again my love, it's glad to see you again."
Totem of Undying
gn!reader
person: c!technoblade
word count: 1,852
warnings: blood, yelling, cursing, failed execution (art not mine, SAD-ist on youtube)
One day, you were pacing across Technoโs floor, wearing out the carpet, wondering were he was. He was gone for 9 days, and normally he isnโt out for that long.
He specifically said before his little expedition, โI wonโt be gone long, I just got to get something for Phil.โ โOk, have fun honey.โ you said, not looking up at him from your book. โYouโre sure you donโt need anything?โ he asked, trying to find a way to spend a little more time with you before he left. โYeah, Iโm sure, just tell Phil that I said hi.โ
โOk, bye my Aphrodite๏ฟผ.โ
Ever since, you havenโt gotten any messages on the comms, no messenger birds from him, or any sign of communication between the piglin hybrid and you.
โIf he was going to Phil, then I should call Phil.โ you murmured under your breath. How could you forget, he said he was going to get something for Phil, so he must be with him.
You looked for you phone, and called Philโs number. โHello, who is this?โ replied on the other side of the phone. โPhil, is this you, I need to talk to you.โ
โOh hey Y/n, how are you doing?โ โNot particularly well, um I have a question, is Techno there, he isnโt answering my calls.โ
"Umm, well, he isn't here right now." he states, regret lacing his words. "Well where is he, it's urg-" Phil cut you off, "Y/n, you don't know?"
"What do you mean Phil?"
"I don't wanna say this, but he got captured by the Butcher Army." "Are you fucking kidding me, when he get caught?" you questioned. "IThey came to your house a few days ago, didn't you see them?" "No, I don't think so."
Then you suddenly remembered, โI think they might have came to our house. I was on a trip to get some spider eyes, so I guess thatโs when they came over and got Techno.โ
โYeah, they havenโt come back yet, they tried to interrogate me, but I said no, and then they put an ankle monitior on me.โ โThey decided that if I wasnโt going to tell them anything, they would confine me to my house.โ
You apologized to him, โIโm sorry Phil, hopefully you get that off soon enough.โ โItโs fine Y/n/n, right now, what Iโm concerned about is Techno. The Butcher Army built something, itโs a little cage with an anvil, I watched them build it, but it was kinda vague to me.โ "I'm coming to L'Manberg Phil, I'll be there in a hour or so." "Ok, be safe."
-
You arrived in L'Manberg, looking for Phil's house. "Hey Y/n." he spoke. "Right back at you Phil, how are you doing today?" "I'm doing eh, I'm just worrying about Techno." "Me too, hopefully he turns up soon."
So then you stayed with Phil for a while, drinking tea and talking about random stuff. You were trying to buy your time until Techno popped up somewhere, preferably unharmed.
โYeah Phil, there was-โ Hooves stomped on grass, triumphant talking covering every sound outside. The people that cut you off was the Butcher Army, who was boasting their victory over their fight with Technoblade.
Techno, blood all over his skin, bruises on his face, barely showing any sign of his true skin tone. Chains rapping all over his body so he wouldn't escape. You felt devastated, what had they done to him? Behind them was Quackity riding Carl, holding him hostage so Techno couldn't escape on his steed. "What did they do to you?" you whispered under your breath.
They led Techno to the stage, when he looked up at you and Phil, suprise basking his face. "PHIL, PHIL, WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU PHIL, Y/N, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" he yelled from under you guys. "I'M FINE TECHNO, THEY PUT AN ANKLE MONITOR ON ME." Phil screamed back.
They dragged him away from the house, bringing him onto the stage. "LEAVE PHIL AND Y/N ALONE YOU HEAR ME, LEAVE THEM ALONE." he retaliated. They locked him in the cage, where he was waiting his impending doom.
"Technoblade, this is actually not a trial, if you look up, you can see an anvil hanging down. When we press that lever down there, what it's going to do is drop on you and it's going to fucking kill you."
After Quackity's little statement, he demanded Tubbo to explain to everyone what was happening, but what they didn't know was that there was an ally, or friend of Techno's that would help him sooner or later.
After Tubbo spoke about how Techno betrayed the country, and how he had to pay for his wrongdoings, Punz swooped in, throwing snowballs to distract the Butcher Army. With his armor clad self, he started to attack them, momentarily trying to buy time for Techno. He splashed potions all around himself and the Butcher Army.
Then he started to load up the stage with unlit TnT, sending a warning to the Butcher Army not to fuck with him. Quackity yelled in scaredness, hoping that Punz wouldn't light the TnT. "PUNZ, PUNZ, CHILL THE FUCK OUT PUNZ, CALM DOWN." Quackity begged. He didn't stop, and that lead to the whole Butcher Army attacking him with their axes.
While they were chasing Punz, they didn't realize that he slipped Techno a totem of undying. That's right, one of the only things that can prevent death if someone was to kill someone else. So when Punz left the scene, and Ghostbur came to the stage to secretly tell Techno that he named his sheep "Friend", they started to prepare for execution.
"Ok, no more, I'm pulling this fucking lever." Quackity stated. And there is was, he pulled the lever, and the anvil went crashing down on Techno's head. But Quackity didn't know that he had a totem of undying in his hand, so when the anvil came down on Techno, there was a flurry of green and yellow sparks all around him, protecting him from his death.
During the little show, Techno escaped the iron cage, and ran for his life. The Butcher Army was confused, why did Technoblade die, he was supposed to perish, right?
He ran to the little hole in the ground, and was meet by Dream, riding Carl. Dream started to block up the hole, while Techno rode Carl to victory. As he rode Carl, he reached a control room, where there was chests filled with stuff for specific people. There was Eret's, Tubbo's, his, and many others.
He looted his chest, put iron armor on, and started to prepare for his journey. He splashed potions onto his body, giving him strength for a few minutes, and swiftness. When he realized that the pathway wasn't large enough for both him and Carl, he started to break blocks so he and Carl wouldn't suffocate in the walls.
While he was doing that, Quackity sneaked up behind him, taking him by suprise. โTechno, youโre not leaving this place, how didnโt you die?โ
โNone of your business Quackity, how about you leave me alone.โ
โYouโre my business Techno, and as long as youโre alive, this server is going to go to shit.โ And this the fight began, Techno only donning a pick axe for a weapons, and iron armor, and Quackity, with full netherite and all the tools you could ever need for a fight.
Their weapons clashed together into a disgusting sound. โIโM GOING TO DEFEAT YOU TODAY TECHNOBLADE.โ shouted Quackity, thinking he was going to win. โNOT A CHANCE.โ Techno answered.
Quackity was clearly arrogant in this matter, even though he had the good stuff, and Techno had the shitty stuff that would be easily broken, he forget something. He forgot that he didnโt have technique, and Techno was the great night Blood God. Technoblade couldโve easily, if he wanted to, take down an entire village.
But he didnโt, and thatโs what Quackity didnโt realize. Yes, Techno did some shitty things in the past, but he declared that he was going to retire from the fighting, from everything that related to violence. It wasnโt necessary to try to execute him.
So when the final swing hit, Quackity with his ego to a high capacity, at almost half a heart, Techbo easily defeated and killed Quackity, taking one of his canon lives.
-
You paced across the wooden floor for 10 minutes. โPhil, is Techno ok, where is he, why isnโt he here right now, Phil-โ you cut yourself off, โPhil, is he dead?โ โNo he isnโt Y/n/n, I know Techno, heโs still alive, trust me.โ he assured you, trying to comfort your thoughts, but it wasnโt getting to you.
Techno had to be dead, an anvil fell on him. โBut what was the green and yellow sparks, what was the reason for that?โ you thought. Was that a distraction, or was it something more significant.
โPhil, are you sure heโs-โ he interrupted you with a shush. โDo you hear that?โ he asked, not sure whatโs was happening outside of his home. โNo, I donโt, whatโs wrong?โ โStay here Y/n.โ he ignored your question.
He sneaked toward the door, trying to quiet his footsteps. He slowly opened the door, looked around, and saw Techno standing there, covered in bloody armor. โHoly shit Techno, what are you doing here, they could come any minute.โ
โI need Y/n for a second.โ he calmly said, trying to ease Philโs nerves. โMate, what about the Butcher-โ
โI killed their leader.โ โHeh?โ โI killed Quackity, unfortunately it isnโt permanent.โ he sighed. โOk, first of all, weirdchamp, and secondly, please come inside, youโre worrying me right now.โ
Phil let Techno in, and offered him a cup of tea. โNo thanks Phil, so back to what I was saying, where is Y/n?โ โOh, theyโre in the back, I thought you were someone else.โ โThanks.โ
He stepped towards the direction you were in, and opened the door to find a frantic, worried Y/n. He put his body on the doorframe nonchalantly, โYou missed me?โ You turned around from your pacing, and looked at Techno, relief coating your eyes, โTECHNO.โ
โY/n.โ he replied. You hurriedly walked to Techno, and gave him a bone-crushing hug. โOh my goodness Iโve missed you so much, why did you have to leave, I donโt want you to die, fuck Quackity and the rest of them...โ You rambled on and on about how the Butcher Army should be convicted, and a whole bunch of other things, when Techno cut you off, โCalm down my Aphrodite, Iโm back, and thatโs all that matters.โ
"Ok, well are you hurt anywhere, Phil has some healing pots as well as some bandages." "I'm fine, but are you ok, did they hurt you?" he put his hand on your shoulders. "I'm ok, they didn't acknowledge me."
"Well, I'm glad that was the case."
You severely hugged him again, "Please never leave without me, I don't want this happening again."
"Never Y/n, never."

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God(hcs)
c!multiple x god!reader
notes: the reader will be the god of death to make it a little bit more spicy :). c!punzโs pronouns are he/they, iโm not sure about the others, but i know theirs. also why does ranboo take away my gender? /j
word count: 1,672
warnings: arson, violence, cursing, yelling, mention of death, voices in technos part, spoilers for wilbur if you havenโt watch tommyโs lore stream, revival for wilbur, making a religion, time travel, egg, prison, stealing, anarchy, playful name calling
Sapnap
so obviously yโall would be a great match :)
you have creative mode, so when sap would ask you to give him a lighter and tnt, you would GLADLY give it
also, can we talk about him being a nether hybrid
fire squared
like fires left and right, hide your mom and your children in your house lol /j
but besides the whole arson thing, you favor him above anyone else on the server
like if he asks for diamond blocks, well hereโs a whole inventory of it, also, hereโs some ancient debris and some netherite
if someone asked, you would probably grant them with poison and curses, just because you canโt be โunloyalโ to snapchat ๏ฟผ
wouldnโt be lonely anymore
Dreamwastaken
this duo is less chaotic, but chaotic enough where people avoid you
he still asks you for stuff, but most of the time, you donโt give him it because he annoys you too much about giving stuff
โhey y/n/n, can i pretty please get some emerald blocks.โ
โnope bitch, get it yourself.โ
but sometimes, you grant him some op shit, when itโs your good day
โbecause iโm being nice, hereโs some diamond, now, donโt ask me again you little piss baby.โ
โshut your trap y/n.โ
โor what homeless teletubby, what are you going to do to a god like me?โ
โyou hang out with technoblade to much.โ
Georgenotfound
maybe the least chaotic duo
you guys keep on relaxing and relaxing until the point where you donโt do anything
he barely asks you for anything, but only when itโs really really important, like a house or build
especially when he was building his little cottagecore house, he needed your godly presence to help
โy/n, what should the roof be made of?โ
โi suggest brick, it makes it more aestheticy if that makes any sense.โ
also barely any drama or tea with you guys
never arguing and never betraying each other is a must
Tubbo
also another least chaotic duo
literally help him with his bee farm, he will (platonically) love you forever
gotta be close to ranboo, thatโs the rule
gives him SO much stuff, heโs a precious boi ๐
also gotta be close to tommy, but not as much unfortunately
you help him pick out things for builds, like what material clashes with another, etc
โdo you think that the wool and the netherite blocks look good together y/n?โ
โnah, what i suggest is the wool with the gold, it looks perfect.โ
sometiems, gotta put him in check because he gets a little ego built up
you definitely yank his horn a little too hard because of your IMMENSE STRENGTH
โOW, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT Y/N.โ
โcalm down sunny, you were just getting a bit over your head a little.โ
Tommyinnit
chaotic duo like sapnap
snaps at anyone who annoys you and vice versa
you give him EVERYTHING, obviously except op and creative
he tries to persuade you to do something, but dreamxd wouldnโt allow it, since he is the main boss
โcome on y/n, give me op.โ
โno tommy, xd will kick my ass.โ
โpweaseee.โ
โno.โ
you would DEFINITELY help him with the Big Innit Hotel, making the whole layout and color palette.
both of you have an intense hatred for ranboo, since he โstoleโ tubbo away from tommy
Ranboo
least involved in everything
just stay in the tundra and drink some tea, and youโre good for all of your life
helps him get netherite all the time so your boii can get the good stuff ๐ฌ
when he mines to get diamonds, he literally prays to you
โy/n, if youโre listening, please give me a 6 vein, i desperately need it for my collection of diamond blocks.โ
and THERE IT IS
more than a 6 vein actually, a 12 vein
guess he needs to pray to you more
daily tea sessions, to talk about the good stuff, and NO, and i repeat NO skipping
threatening to flick water on him check โ
Wilbur Soot
literally you spoil him
not to be angsty, but when he died and lost his last canon life, you revived him instead of Dream
now heโs practically at your knees
like heโs thinks that he owes you, but actually thatโs the opposite
he was revived because you were lonely, and wanted your best friend back :(
prays to you when he goes to bed
โhey y/n, hope youโre having a great day, (platonically) love you.โ
โlove you too mortal.โ
sometimes, to be at the peak of godness, you shower upon wilbur as gold to symbolize blessings, like zeus did before
โomg y/n, what are you doing?โ
โiโm trying to bless you, shut up bitch.โ
just saying, he would make a religion about you :/
Karl Jacobs
omg donโt get me started on this
first, you wouldnโt codone him going back in time
he would definitely forget your name a lot, so thatโs why you hated it
โhey karl, how are you doing?โ
โiโm sorry, but do i know you?โ
ANGST IS TOO MUCH FOR ME
you were definitely the one to push him towards sapnap and quackity
this is also another spoiled boi
give him the entire world while youโre at it pwease
he wants a few diamonds, nope, give him a chest full of them
Quackity
why are there so much chaotic duos in here?
literally chaos times infinity
energy to the max
literally, did you take an energy drink
grants him every wish he can randomly think off
โcan i get a bucket with lava and a fish in it?โ
โweird choice, but ok man.โ
gotta be close to sap and karl or he isnโt your friend anymore /j
helps with las nevadas a lot, and definitely tries to rig the machines so you get money
โhey big q, i got 10,000 dollars.โ
โthatโs impossible... y/n, did you cheat?โ
โnooo ๐โ
help him preen his wings, and he goes โI LOVE YOU, MWAH MWAH.โ obviously in his mind ๐
Awesamdude
definitely helps him maintain the prison
you both love setting up red stone contraptions and pistons and all that giz
โhey sam, do you know where the redstone torches are?โ
โyeah, there behind the pistons in the back.โ
also you helped build the prison, since he could do that by himself
โare you sure that lava wall will work y/n, your calculations seem inaccurate.โ
โiโm sure sam, this will add some more security to this goddamn server.โ
nerd squared lol
BadBoyHalo
wouldnโt condone the egg
you warned him multiple times to get away from its grasp, but most of the times heโll decline
โi wonโt y/n, the egg is the future.โ
he still, even after all the advancements, even after everything, he tries to ask you to join the eggpire
โcome on y/n, youโll like being with us.โ
โi donโt wanna be on a stupid egg side, like let me crack the egg, i wanna eat it and turn it into a omelette.โ
he doesnโt like that joke :(
but before he discovered the egg, both of you were joint at the hip
sight seeing was a must
languages being thrown around everywhere, since you were the little language muffin
Punz
steals stuff from everyone
hide your stuff, because the punzo-y/n team is unstoppable
definitely they can be really stubborn and indecisive
like one day, he will be like, โi need gold blocks.โ and the next, โnevermind, i need netherite actually.โ
like hon, stop switching
also anarchy buddies
burning down forests and buildings are your guysโs specialty
when you give him gold when they doesnโt ask, his heart goes brrr and his brain goes, โpog pog, theyโre so cool, lets hug them.โ
Technoblade
now this is the most deadly duo in the entire Dream Smp
better not piss you guys off ๐
heโs the Blood God, and youโre the God/Goddess/God being of Death
so if some occasion where you need to battle someone, like Technoโs enemies, *clears throat and murmurs Quackity*, you will obviously back your boy up :)
help him with enchanting and potions and heโs set for life
also you got have to be close to the great Philza Minecraft since him and Techno are buddy buddy
anarchy squared
helps with the voices since you have some of your own
โso what youโre saying is that i need to pay attention to them?โ
โyeah, when i first learned that the voices were in my head, i tried to ignore them, but that sucked. so what i did was try to distract myself with various tasks, and that sucked.โ
โso what do i do, youโre saying that i should listen to them, but how do i do that when they literally shout at me.โ
โjust embrace it, obviously when they do their little chant of blood for the blood god, you have to ignore them.โ
โyou suck at advice.โ
Philza Minecraft
so since both of you resemble death, him being the Angel of Death and you being the God/Goddess/God being of Death, yโall are fucking best friends, platonic soulmates if you will
death squared
watch out, because if you piss them off, prepare to d-
gotta be close to Ranboo and Techno, and obviously others who he platonically likes
he doesnโt need to ask you for stuff, heโs the fricking Angel of Death, but he will ask you to preen his wings :D
โow, not there y/n.โ
โoh shut up grandpa, let me do it.โ
โIโM NOT OLD DUMBASS.โ
Dream XD
two gods at once, damn there is so much chaos
left and right, you guys are noticed by everyone, like purrrr
yโall would be in some fancy shit, to show your power
you would get jealous of him hanging out with george
โwhy are you jealous y/n?โ
โyouโre hanging out with george to much, hang out with me please :(.โ
gifts are a must, even though both of you have access to creative
Wii
quackity x gn!reader
warnings: cursing, yelling, playful/kinda harmful name calling, threatening with a pillow
"GIVE ME BACK MY REMOTE DUMB ASS."
"NO, NEVER PENDEJO, GIVE ME BACK MY CHEETOS."
you guys were arguing about random shit. you stole his Wii remote from him since he was cheating in Mario Kart. and then so he got pissed, and stole your cheetos.
"How about we make a deal, i get my delicious, yummy, favorful cheetos, and you get your stupid remote back, also no cheating in mario kart, you know i will beat your ass if you do it again." you bargained. "hell to the no, i wasn't even cheating, it was y-" "IT WASN'T ME, IT WAS YOU, YOU BITCH."
"YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID REMOTE, I WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU IF YOU ADMIT YOU CHEATED." you screamed. "FOR THE GODDAMN LAST TIME, I DIDN'T CHEAT, FUCK OFF MAN." he argued.
you threatened him with a pillow, "say it alex, say that you cheated or i'll hit you with this."
"for the last time, i didn't cheat, also fuck you, i'm taking away your cheetos forever."
"WHAT THE FUCK, FUCK YOU BITCH, SUCK ON A 9-INCH DICK, YOU KNOW WHAT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE MAN, UNLESS YOU ADMIT, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE." you wailed. "Y/N, WE LIVE TOGETHER."
"ohhhh."
PLEASE DO NOT THINK FOR EVEN A SECOND THAT YOUR VOICE WILL NOT HAVE AN IMPACT THIS IS LITERALLY THE BARE MINIMUM
I'm sorry for putting this in the BLM and stop Asian hate tag but in the last few days posts tagged with "Palestine" have not been showing up.
You failed me
multiple x gn!reader
word count: 2,524
warnings: cursing, yelling, arguing, death, angst, blood, explosion, the egg (it deserves its own warning)
synopis: you guys failed me(us)
(the lyrics go with each person, might not get everyone, and also xdโs part is kinda wonky)
song: rรคt by penelope scott
I come from scientists and atheists and white men who kill God They make technology, high quality, complex physiological Experiments and sacrilege in the name of public good They taught me everything, just like a daddy should
Quackity, Karl, George, and Sapnap left you. Your mentors, your friends. The ones who taught you everything you knew. They went to build their little โKinoko Kingdomโ while you stayed in the ruins, the dust. โTheyโll regret that.โ you swore. You built something better, something greater.
It was called โLas Nevadasโ. A place where everyone was allowed. They would remember not to fuck with you. They would soon realize that they should watch their back for the rest of their short, stupid lives.
โWatch out, you guys, I'm watching your every move.โ
And you were beautiful and vulnerable and power and success God damn, I fell for you, your flamethrowers, your tunnels, and your tech I studied code because I wanted to do something great like you And the real tragะตdy is half of it was true
Wilbur majorly fucked up. He was supposed to be with you to the end, your guysโ country, right? No. He left you behind. He went to find peace, find his heaven, while you stayed on earth, wallowing away until your flesh seeped off your rattling bones, rotting away by yourself, with no one to bare witness.
โWhy didnโt you bring me with you Wilbur?โ you asked his stupid grave on top of the once LโManburg. โWhy did you get the ecstasy, why do I get the remains?โ
โIโm coming for you Wilbur, and when I do, we are going to wreck upon justice on everyone who wronged us, wronged you, they will feel our wrath.โ
But we've been fuckin' mะตan, we're elitist, we're as flawed as any church And this faux-rad West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth I bit the apple 'cause I trusted you, it tastes like Thomas Malthus Your proposal is immodest and insane And I hope someday Selmers rides her fuckin' train
"Y/n!" Technoblade yelled. "I TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU BETRAYED ME, FOR WHAT, TO BLOW UP A STUPID COUNTRY, A COUNTRY THAT WAS DOOMED TO FAIL FROM THE START." He started to battle you, missing every single swing, blinded by fury.
โYOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE.โ
"LOOK AT ME GODDAMN IT."
You looked up at him in the eyes and boldly said, "No, Techno, donโt you see, youโre in the wrong here, youโre the one who betrayed me." You were blinded by friendship, you couldnโt see that Tommy had betrayed Techno, and that what the Butcher Army did to Techno was terrible.
"What do you mean Y/n, you know what they did, they wronged me, they used me, they tortured me, they gave me hell, so I gave it back to them, I destroyed the things they loved, the people they loved, you see Y/n, those who have treated me with kindness I will repay that kindness tenfold, and those who treat me with injustice, that use me, that hunt me down, that hurt my friends, I shall repay that injustice a thousand times over, do you understand?"
"No I don't, Techno, you can't do this.โ you begged. He pushed you out of the way, "Get out of my way Y/n." โNo, I wonโt, I wonโt let you destroy everything we worked for.โ
โWell, then I have to fight you.โ
And thus the battle began, Swords clashing against each other, blood spilling from open wounds, friends digging each other into a whole both of them couldnโt get out of. Techno was letting you off easy, he knew his strength, he knew that he couldโve beaten you in one swipe, but he didnโt want to kill you.
So when you had the opportunity, you swept from under his feet, and knocked him down. You placed your blade onto his neck, pressing down until a little drop of blood appeared, โStay down Technoblade, or Iโll do something worse than try to put you on trial.โ
He watched as you walked away from him, trying to save LโManberg from a worst fate than death itself.
โOne day Y/n, youโll see, Iโm on your side.โ
I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true I feel so stupid, and so used I feel so used
"Why would you do that Dream? You didn't have to do that." you interrogated. Dream had stupidly blew up the community house. You both didn't plan that, he had gone behind your back. "I had to Y/n, you wouldn't understand."
"What do you mean I don't understand, you went against my back, we were supposed to-" you cut off yourself, "Dream, don't you understand, you did something stupid, and what did you get, you got stupid jail." "The reason I did that is because I needed to isolate myself from humanity." he said, proudness lacing his words.
"What do you mean?" you questioned. "If anyone knows I can revive people, I'm screwed, so that's why I need to be by myself, yeah it sucks major ass, but at least no one else will know, well, besides you anyways." "I have a task for you Y/n/n, I need you to find a way to bring Tommy and Ghostbur in here."
"Why Dream?"
"I'm going to revive Wilbur."
I was your baby, your firstborn, the hot girl in your comp-sci class And I was Darwin's prep school dream, bred, born and raised to kick your ass I fell for circuit boards, rocket ships, pictures of the stars If you could only be what you pretend you are
"PHILZA MINECRAFT COME BACK HERE." you were chasing Phil, through the woody forest, covered by oak trees. He had information on Technoblade's whereabouts and you needed it. You chased him with your enchanted netherite armor, netherite sword and axe, and a few op potions. Your goal was to capture Philza and interrogate him on where Techno's place was. The thing was, you were his child. His own child trying to kill his own son.
He felt betrayed, his own child turned against him and their brother, their family. "The Butcher Army must've gotten to you somehow." he thought in his head. Surely, his darling Y/n didn't do it on their own will, right?
He was incorrect, you did it because you believed that Techno needed to be brought to justice, by punishment. You believed that your own sibling needed to die, because he was a "liability" to L'Manberg's growth and future. He needed to die because as long as he would live his long life with his little enderman Edward, retired, he would still cause trouble to everything you, Quackity, Tubbo, Fundy, and Ranboo had built.
He pleaded, "Stop Y/n, you don't have to do this." You argued, "I do Philza, as long as he lives, my plans for L'Manberg will forever cease to exist."
He felt like shit, you called him Philza, not Dadza, or Dad, or anything besides his normal name. "Did I screw something up?" he asked himself quietly under his breath. "Yes you did Phil, you took the traitor's side." you had heard Phil mumble.
"HE'S NOT A TRAITOR." Phil yelled at you. "Yes he is, he deserves what he is about to get, I will say it again, where is his base?"
"I'm not saying, Y/n, why are you doing this, Techno is your own sibling." "He's not my sibling anymore, that stopped when he destroyed L'Manberg, you're lucky I forgived you." you declared.
"Y/n/n, please don't do this."
"I have to Dadza, I can't let him roam free."
When I said take me to the moon, I never meant take me alone I thought if mankind toured the sky, it meant that all of us could go But I don't want to see the stars if they're just one more piece of land For us to colonize, for us to turn to sand
Bad had tried to convice you to join the Eggpire. You had no effect while being next to the egg, and he had to take you out. People who had no effect towards the egg had to be eliminated.
He was creepily following you, waiting until you stopped to get a chance to capture you. He had hope that you did have an effect, that you would join the Egg with him. He didn't want to kill you, you were his best friend, besides Skeppy of course.
"Come back here Y/n." he said. "No chance in hell Bad, get the fuck away from me." "HEY, LANGUAGE!" he exclaimed. "No language, get away from me, you're creeping me out."
He threw his trident, spinning in the air, trying to catch up to your frantic steps. You were trying to get to Church Prime, where no one could kill anyone, hopefully Bad would abide to that rule. You were just about to step on Church Prime when you bumped into a hard, armored chest.
You looked up shyly, and saw Punz, with his red eyes reflecting anger. "Where are you going Y/n?" he questioned. "Somewhere." you blankly stated. You were desperate, you didn't want to die, or anything else that Bad was going to do to you. You tried to dodge Punz, but he placed a hand on your shoulder, "Stay right here Y/n."
"No, get away from me, I don't know what's wrong with all of you, but go away, I don't want anything to do with your stupid Eggpire." He raged, and grabbed your wrist heavily, "DON'T TALK ABOUT THE EGG LIKE THAT, IT WILL TAKE CONTROL OF THE SERVER, AND YOU ALL WILL BE ITS SERVANTS." "LET ME THE FUCK GO PUNZ." you screamed. You were wiggling in his grip, trying to escape his lunatic self.
While he was holding you, you saw two other shadows behind you. It was Antfrost and Bad. "What do you guys want from me, I didn't do anything wrong."
"You are against the Egg Y/n, people who are like you and Tommy have to die."
"Well, I'm not dying today." you murmured under your breath. "What was that you said?" Antfrost asked you.
You smirked, "I'm not dying today, I'll tell you one more time, let go of me."
Bad and Antfrost walked closer to you, Punz right behind you, all of them cornering you into a tight spot. "What you going to do about it Y/n, you're cornered."
"You'll know when they get here, but for now, you better run boys."
'Cause we're so fuckin' mean, we're so elitist, we're as fucked as any church And this bullshit West coast dogma has a higher fuckin' net worth I bit the apple 'cause I loved you, and why would you lie? And then I realized that you're just as naรฏve as I am Oh, you're so traumatized it makes me want to cry
"Tubbo, don't do this." Schlatt had unfortunately found out that you were a spy, that you were on Pogtopia's side. He had ordered Tubbo to kill you with fireworks, to light you on fire, give you blisters all over your body. "Please Tubbs, you're my friend." you pleaded.
"I can't Y/n/n, or something worse will happen." he whispered to you. "What do you mean?" you asked. "He can-" he trailed off, looking somewhere else besides your eyes. "Tubbo, you don't have to do what that stupid bastard tells you to do, you're your own person, with your own thoughts and actions."
"I'm sorry Y/n, I hope you can forgive me."
"TUBBO N-" you was cut off by firewords hitting your skin, making blisters and burn marks all over your body. You lost your second canon life, feeling betrayed by Tubbo. He killed you for what, a stupid father who never cared about him in his entire life, a father who exiled his friends that actually treated him like a person, and not like some random piece of trash.
You respawned in your bed, feeling bruises and bumps mostly on your forearms and your back.
"I'll help you Tubbo, Iโll get rid of him.โ
You dumb bitch I loved you, I loved you, I loved you, it's true I wanted to be you and do what you do I lived here, I loved here, I bought it, it's true I'm so embarrassed, I feel abused
โCome on Y/n/n, come with me.โ Punz begged of you. He wanted you to visit the Egg. You didnโt want to be controlled by a stupid omelette. "I'm not Punzo, why are you so obsessed with that stupid thing."
"DON'T SPEAK OF THE EGG LIKE THAT."
You put your hands in front of you, accidentally touching Punz's chest, "Ok calm down buddy." He didn't calm down and instead yelled at you on why you had to join the Eggpire.
"If you join, you will be forever happy."
"If you join you'll get whatever you want."
You were tired of the members of the Eggpire to convince you to join them, you didn't like eggs anyway. "Punz, for the last time, I'm not joining you, stop telling me."
โThen you have to die.โ
So fuck your tunnels, fuck your cars, fuck your rockets, fuck your cars again You promised you'd be Tesla, but you're just another Edison 'Cause Tesla broke a patent, all you ever broke were hearts I can't believe you tore humanity apart
โXD!โ You were pissed at him, he had destroyed your house, made your friends pissed at you, just everything you liked. All because he wanted you for himself.
He wanted you to be dependent on his every word, and he was being a manipulative psychopath. And you didnโt tolerate that, it was like he was his human counterpart, Dream.
He walked to you with confidence, waiting for to get a hug from you, well, he didnโt get that. You slapped him so hard his head swung to the left.
โWHAT THE FUCK.โ
โThatโs what you get you stupid son of a bitch. You fucking ruined everything.โ โCalm down Y/n/n, what is wrong?โ He acted concerned, but you knew that he was faking. He would do anything to get someoneโs approval.
โDO YOU WANNA KNOW WHATโS WRONG, ITโS YOU, YOUR STUPID PRESENCE IN MY LIFE. YOU KEEP ON WALKING AROUND LIKE YOU FUCKING OWN THE PLACE.โ
โCalm down darling, just take some netheri-โ you interrupted him by slapping the ore out of his hands. โI donโt need jack shit from you XD, you know what, take back the necklace, I donโt want it.โ You pulled the shiny, green emerald necklace off your neck, and pulled XDโs palm out.
You placed the necklace filled with memories, and put it on his hand. You closed up his palm, and walked away, leaving XD to his own accord.
โWe couldโve had evertything X.โ
Brother
m!reader
synopsis: you were best friends, brothers, that went down in flames and ashes by every. single. thing. dream did horribly(this depicts that dream is canonically puffy's son)
y/n/n = your nickname
warnings: angst, cursing, slapping of the hand, yelling, fighting, blood, cigarretes, wounds, pushing, drowning, punching, killing of mushroom henry, explosion, prison, distinct description of death ig
word count: 2,353
song: brother by kodaline
๐๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช๐ฃ๐, ๐ฌ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐๐จ, ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฆ๐ช๐๐๐ฃ๐จ (๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง๐ก๐ค๐ง๐๐จ) ๐ค๐ ๐ฎ๐๐๐, ๐ฌ๐ ๐ง๐ช๐ก๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐ก๐
"Dream, look what I found, a cave!" you exclaimed. "Let's go look what's inside." stated Dream. You two were only 9, searching the world for treasure. "Ohh, Dream, I found some diamonds, you want some?" you asked. "Nah, it's your y/n/n." he looked at you with bliss basking in his eyes.
๐๐ ๐จ๐ข๐ค๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐๐จ ๐ข๐๐ฃ ๐ฃ๐ค ๐ง๐๐๐ง๐๐ฉ๐จ, ๐ฌ๐๐จ๐ ๐ ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐ง๐๐ก๐๐ซ๐ ๐๐ซ๐๐ง๐ฎ ๐จ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก๐ ๐ฌ๐ค๐ง๐
"What's that in your hand, Dream?" you questioned. "It's cigarretes, I found it on the ground." You slapped it out of his hands, "Dream, you can't have that!" "Why not Y/n/n, come one, aren't you curious."
โMom told me that those could kill you๏ฟผ.โ
โWell donโt listen to mom, she doesnโt know anything.โ debated Dream.
๐๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ฅ๐๐ฉ๐๐จ, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ซ๐๏ฟผ๐ก๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ง๐ค๐๐๐จ, ๐ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ ๐ฌ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ก๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ช๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฌ๐โ๐ง๐ ๐ค๐ก๐
โY/n, donโt you see, LโManchild is trash, come with me, Sapnap, George, and Eret, the castle is way much better.โ Dream tried to convince you to betray LโManburg like Eret did. โNo Dream, itโs LโManburg by the way. And also, even though we are siblings it doesnโt mean Iโm always going to be on your side.โ๏ฟผ
He was disappointed in you. He thought that LโManburg poisoned your mind and thoughts, and that he would be your savior, destroying LโManburg so they could be free of your mind. That failed though, and you sided with the 2 British Children, and the British Man-Child.
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ชโ๐ง๐ ๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ง๐๐ฃ๐๐๐๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ชโ๐ง๐ ๐ช๐ฃ๐๐๐ง ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ค๐ซ๐๐ง ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช
โWatch out Dream!โ you exclaimed. You blocked an arrow coming towards Dreamโs way. โThanks Y/n.โ
โThis doesnโt mean I forgive you though.โ
๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ง๐๐จ๐๐ช๐ ๐ข๐
โY/n, are you ok?โ he questioned. You had gotten hit by a stray firework, skin burning off into blisters. โYeah, it just hurts a bit.โ you groaned. It did not hurt a bit, it hurt a lot.
โY/N, I know you, you feel like shit donโt you?โ he told you. โYeah actually.โ
โOk then, let me just get some stuff.โ He started to get a few items, like healing pots, bandages, some towels, and cleaning alcohol. โOk Iโm back, which wound you want me to take care of first?โ โThe burn.โ you responded.
He picked up a towel, and some alcohol, and placed it on the burn wound. โOw.โ you hissed.
โShut up you big baby.โ
You hid your pain from Dream. He then bandanged your arm, and then made you drink the healing potions, but you retaliated.
โClay, Iโm not drinking that , you could poison me.โ
โIโm not gonna poison you, just drink it.โ
โBut what if it tastes bad?โ
โItโs not going to taste bad, just drink it.โ
โOk, give it to me.โ
โWait, let me feed it to you.โ
โWHAT, IโM NOT A BABY.โ
โDO IT.โ
โNO, LET ME DO IT MYSELF.โ
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐, ๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ก๐ช๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐จ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐
You met up with Schlatt at a cliff near the sea, he wanted a private meeting with you. He knew that you were betraying him, and giving intel to Pogtopia. โHey L/N, I need to ask you something.โ โYeah, what is it Schlatt?โ โCan you swim?โ
โNo I canโt, why?โ
โIt was just random, Y/n, I need to tell you something.โ He got closer to you, and getting into your personal bubble, โHey Schlatt, can you back up a little bit?โ you asked. You were starting to be uncomfy around him.
โNah, Iโm not.โ That was the last words you ever heard. He pushed you off the cliff, making you fall into your impending doom. Schlatt asked you that weird question so he could kill you, he couldnโt have a weak spot in Manburg.
You fell, and you fell, until your body hit the cold, freezing water. Your body trying to resist the water to enter, skin turning blue. You closed your eyes, accepting your fate, until you saw a shadow behind your eyes, reaching for you.
๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง
โAre you ok Y/n, Y/n, wake up.โ You felt hands patting your cheeks hard, trying to wake you up. You dragged Dreamโs hands of your face, โOk calm down, Iโm ok.โ
โOK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN OK, YOU ALMOST DIED.โ he yelled at you. โDream, at least Iโm alive.โ โOk, just never leave me.โ he hugged you. You patted his back, โOk Dreamie.โ
๐๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง, ๐ฌ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ค ๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ฉ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ค๐ค๐จ
โHey Dream, guess what?โ โWhat is it Y/n?โ โI got a new tattoo!โ โWHAT!โ he screamed at you, โWHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GOT A TATTOO.โ
๐๐๐ค๐ช๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฃโ๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐๐ง๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐ ๐๐ก๐ค๐ค๐, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ชโ๐ง๐ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ก๐ค๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉโ๐จ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐ง๐ช๐ฉ๐
โDream, donโt you realize that weโre adopted?โ โNo weโre not.โ he retaliated. โClay, who, disgustingly, did the dirty with mom to make us, huh, answer me.โ
โWell she... oh.โ โItโs ok Dream, weโre still momโs children and we are still brothers.โ
๐๐โ๐ง๐ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ง๐๐ฃ๐ฉ ๐ก๐๐ซ๐๐จ, ๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐ฃ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ก๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฃ๐ค๐ฌ๐จ, ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐ข๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐ ๐๐ก๐ก ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ง๐จ ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐ฉ๐ค๐๐จ
โAre you sure you wanna do this Y/n?โ โAlways Dream.โ You guys were sparing, reluctantly from Puffy. It was a chance that you wouldโve gotten a limb cut off, but you didnโt consider it.
5 ๐ฎ๐๐๐ง๐จ, 20 ๐ฎ๐๐๐ง๐จ, ๐๐ค๐ข๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐ฌ๐๐ก๐ก ๐๐ก๐ฌ๐๐ฎ๐จ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐จ๐๐ข๐
You both were laying besides each other at age 10, talking about random things when Dream asked you something, โHey Y/n.โ he whispered to you. โYeah Clay?โ โWhen weโre 20, will we still be brothers?โ โOf course Dreamie, always.โ
๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ง๐๐จ๐๐ช๐ ๐ข๐
You got stabbed by Technoblade, through the ribs, bleeding on the ground. Dream ran towards you, trying to hurry up. โY/n, hey, wake up.โ You were spluttering out blood from your red-stained lips, โItโs ok Clay, I got another canon life.โ โOk, Iโll wait for you at your house.โ
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐, ๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ก๐ช๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐จ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐
You heard talking, especially from the side of you. โWake up or Iโll throw water at you.โ โWake up bitch.โ โFuck you.โ you groaned. You got up, and saw Dream near you. You palmed your face and dragged it down, โWhy are you here?โ
โBecause you got killed by little Mr. Blood God and I was waiting for you.โ
โWell donโt.โ
๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง
โHey, you son of a bitch, come back here!โ Dream yelled after you. โNo Iโm not, you exiled Tommy out of nowhere, why, just because he was just pissing you off.โ you exclaimed.
There was no reason for him to exile Tommy, and for what, power over him, โDream, get back here, weโre not done talking about this.โ
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฌ๐ ๐๐๐ฉ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ฉ๐ง๐ค๐ช๐๐ก๐๐ ๐ฌ๐๐ฉ๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ ๐๐๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ข ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐จ๐๐๐
"DREAM, I SWEAR TO ENDER COME BACK-" You stumbled on your words, when you were faced with a weird phenomenon. It was an exploded piece of land, and you wondered what was it. You then realized that Dream had put Tommy in that area so he could keep an eye on him. "DREAM, YOU COME HERE RIGHT NOW MISTER, I GOTTA BONE TO PICK WITH YOU."
You heard whimpering from behind a tree, and you slowly walked towards it when you saw a messed up Tommyinnit, clothes ripped in various places to the point where they werenโt even clothes, feet barefooted, and dirt messily placed on his face, like he hadnโt ever taken a bath in his entire life.
You placed a hand in front of you, โHey man, you ok?โ He pushed your hand away and sobbed, โNo, youโre the reason for this.โ โWhat do you mean Tommy, I didnโt do this.โ you inquired. โIt was your stupid brother Dream, he blew up this place, he even killed my cow, Mushroom Henry.โ
-
You slammed the door behind you, and stomped towards Dream, and punched him in the nose.
โOW, WHAT THE FUCK Y/N.โ
โNO, YOU WHAT THE FUCK, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, TOMMY IS A CHILD, HE DOESNโT DESERVE THIS TREATMENT, YOU BARELY TREAT HIM LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, YOU KILLED MUSHROOM HENRY, BLEW UP HIS HOME, BLEW UP HIS ITEMS THAT HE SPENT MANY HOURS AND DAYS GETTING, WHY DREAM, WHY DO YOU LIKE GIVING PEOPLE SUFFERING IN THIS SERVER. IโM SICK OF YOU AND YOUR TREATMENT TOWARDS EVERYONE, ITโS LIKE YOU OWN THE PLACE.โ you rambled, getting every thought out of your head.
You were infuriated with Clay, the way he treated everyone was sickening.
๐ผ๐ฃ๐ ๐ฌ๐โ๐ก๐ก ๐๐ ๐๐๐ง๐ง๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง, ๐ช๐ฃ๐ฉ๐๐ก ๐ฌ๐ ๐จ๐๐ฎ ๐๐ค๐ค๐๐๐ฎ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ค๐ช๐ง ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฎ
โThe reason why I didnโt tell you is because I knew you would be mad.โ he tried to reason with you. โNO, WHAT YOU DID WAS INSANE, HEโS A CHILD DREAM, HEโS 17, AND YOUโRE PRACTICALLY TORTURING HIM. You deserve to go into prison.โ
๐ฝ๐๐๐๐ช๐จ๐ ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง
Everyone gathered around Dream, waiting for him to retaliate against Tommy, but he didnโt, he knew his inevitable fate, his fate to live the rest of his sad life in prison, with barely to none human interaction.
โDream, I told you months ago that you deserved prison, and you finally got it, I hope you rot in prison, feel the flesh seep off your bones, hope you feel the pain that you gave Tommy during exile during your painful time.โ You stated him in his eyes, trying to reflect the betrayal through yours.
๐๐ ๐ ๐ฌ๐๐จ ๐๐ฎ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐ค๐ฃ ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ ๐ฃ๐๐๐จ, ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐ฉ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฃ๐ ๐ฉ๐ค ๐ง๐๐จ๐๐ช๐ ๐ข๐, ๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ฌ๐๐ง๐ ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฌ๐ฃ๐๐ ๐๐ฉ ๐จ๐๐, ๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ซ๐ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐ข๐ฎ ๐ก๐ช๐ฃ๐๐จ ๐จ๐ค ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ค๐ช๐ก๐ ๐๐ง๐๐๐ฉ๐๐
โHey Y/n.โ Sam said. โHey Mister Prison Guard, how you doing?โ you joked. โUmmm, normally I wouldnโt do this, but Dream needs you right now.โ You paused your joking face and blankly stared at Sam, โWhat do you mean he needs me?โ
โUm, he wants you to visit him, now normally I would brush his request right off, but he keeps on nagging-โ You cut off Sam, โItโs ok, Iโll visit, but only for a short period of time.โ
-
You got to the prison with Sam, when you had to go through a whole process of setting your bed, getting a whole bunch of potions thrown at you, setting your items in a locker, etc.
You were standing in front of the lava wall, waiting for Sam to do something, โY/n, are you sure of this?โ he questioned. โYeah.โ you shrugged.
Sam pressed a few buttons, and the lava slowly fell down, making a big clearing, for you to see your brother.
Brother, you couldnโt believe Clay was related to you, you were ashamed, you couldnโt even be around Tommy. โGo on the honey block, and move with it.โ Sam demanded of you. You standed on the block, and waited for Sam. โOk Y/n, see you on the other side.โ โSee you on the other side Sam.โ you saluted him.
The honey block began to move, and you with it. It went on and on, until you reached the obsidian prison that held Dream.
โHello brother.โ
โHello Dream.โ
There was a moment of silence until you spoke up, โWhy did you call me here?โ โI donโt know, I just wanted some company.โ โCompany, company, I have important stuff I need to go do and you just wanted plain old company, thatโs bullshit, tell me the real reason.โ
He rolled his eyes, โWhat if I just wanted to hang out with my little bro?โ โThat isnโt your ulterior motive, Dream.โ
โWell, seriously, I do want to hang out with you, I have no one in here.โ
โGood.โ
โAhhh, so I get that youโre upset with me.โ he chided. โIโm more than mad are you Iโm fur-โ โYadadada, Iโve heard this speech a bunch of times.โ
You stared at him with confusing lacing your eyes, โWhen did you become this way?โ โWhat do you mean?โ he asked. โSo manipulative and deceiving, how?โ โIโm not manipulative.โ argued Dream. โYeah, sure, and I wasnโt adopted, Dream, why did you become this, this instrument of destruction, where is the big brother I know, the one who allowed me to sleep in his bed when I had nightmares, the brother that would help me with enchanting my items, where is that Dream?โ Your eyes started to water, Clay didnโt go along with his promise, he messed up everything, you both where supposed to go through everything together, every little single thing.
โIโm sorry, Y/n/n.โ
โSorry doesnโt cut it, you arenโt allowed to call me Y/n/n, only my family calls me that.โ
You looked back, heading towards the wall of lava, calling out for Sam to take you back to the real world, where Dreamโs presence isnโt there. You said one last thing, โYouโll never be my family, not while you continuously hurt people I care for, consider me a nuisance in your life, a little bug that you need to get rid of, you know what, just donโt consider me as anything, not anymore.โ
(An oh break)
๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง, ๐โ๐ซ๐ ๐๐ค๐ฉ ๐ฎ๐ค๐ช ๐๐ง๐ค๐ฉ๐๐๐ง-๐๐ง-๐๐ง
โItโs ok Y/n, Iโm here, I promise I will never let anyone hurt you, never.โ
That flashback, he swore to protect you through the rough times. I guess he didnโt fulfill his promise, he hurt you. The one he sworn to protect with his whole being, with his heart and soul, with everything he had until he crumbled.
(This was emotional damn, I cried during the prison part a little bit, just a little tearing up)

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You're Not My Dad Anymore (Part 3 of Papa)
Part 1 Part 2
fem!daughter!reader
word count: 1012
person: c!schlatt, c!quackity, c!karl, c!sapnap
warnings: fighting, cursing, bruises, blood, yelling, alcohol, cigars, grave
synopsis: you were loved, you were cherished, then someone left, and other people replaced that person, and you didn't like that.
(This series is kinda hurting me to write, because one, i have school, and second, my dad was a drunk and hurt my mom, he's not a drunk anymore, but he is still kinda a bad person, don't ask, or do, i really don't really care :/)
It was morning. You were walking along the path with Tubbo, talking about random stuff, when you got a little surprise. It was Schlatt, drunk off his face, looking like shit.
"Oh my goodness, seriously, in the morning?" you thought. Ever since that little moment downstairs in your own home, Schlatt throwing a glass behind you, bruising you physically, you've been offish.
โSchlatt seriously has a big problem.โ said Tubbo. You were concerned, he was drunk more than he was sober, even during important meetings.
You were also scared of him, scared about what he was going to do to you, or your papa, or someone else. He came home drunk almost everyday, but he didn't do anything to you. He would just mumble to himself about random stuff, imaginary friends surrounding him, talking to him while drinking whiskey and smoking cigars.
โDad, hey Dad, come over here!โ you yelled. You didnโt catch his attention, and he straight up ignored you.
He was dragging his legs while he walked, his hands fumbling with nothing but the beef bottle in his hands. He was going to the big cobblestone tower that had a view of the whole place.
While being drunk came with a lot of disadvantages, there was one advantage of being drunk for a certain peoples.
While he being drunk, distracted, Pogtopia snuck in. They had gotten into Manburg, and beforehand they had planned a certain something. They were going to overthrow Schlatt in his tryanny.
So they snuck into the place, with no sign of a break in, gathered all their items that could help and invaded the nation.
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Arrows fired. People bleeding. People throwing water on themselves as to not burn to death. All of these challenges and more, and it all lead to something great. Pogtopia won the war, Manburg turned back to LโManburg again, Schlatt defeated by his own drunkness.
Everyone was here, the badlanders, to Dream and his little crew, to even Technoblade, who swore not to be involved in governments. Everyone saw how Schlatt was a terrible leader, and that he didnโt deserve to be one.
You all was gathered around Schlatt, holding his beer bottle, not fully aware about whatโs happening.๏ฟผ Schlatt knew that he was defeated, he just didnโt want to accept it.
He was whispering under his breath, ๏ฟผsaying how Quackity and Tubbo were traitors, horrible, horrible things when he saw you. His daughter, looking horrified about what he did, and what he looks like, and what he has become.
He became overfilled with sadness, he failed his own daughter, had hurt her physically over a stupid bottle of beer, placing marks on her. His own boyfriend who he had hurt, physically and mentally. He failed everyone who had ever loved him, if anyone actually loved him.
When he was saying his last goodbyes and โfuck yousโ to everyone around him, his last words that anyone would every hear was...
โIโm sorry Y/n, I failed you.โ
He did indeed fail you, he had hurt the ones you loved, especially your papa who was with you for the most of your life. You were in despicable awe on how he said Iโm sorry to you even when he hurt you.
When it came down in the end with Schlatt, there was five moods you felt with him.
The first was happiness, the fluffy moments where he would make you laugh, make you a stupid nickname, or even doing the most simple things with him.
Angry, where he would come home drunk, threaten you to give him beer, him drunk in the morning, finding out that he hurt Quackity that time you found him with his wings banged up, covered with blood.
Sadness, because you figured out that he wouldnโt change for the better after he threw the glass at you.
Denial, because you thought Schlatt was a good guy, wouldnโt do anything harmful or damaging to anyone, wouldnโt scar anyone.
The last was acceptance, acceptance that he would stay the same, him being drunk every single hour of every single day, of every single week, and so on. That he would keep on apologizing to you after he threatened you physically. That he would never be your dad again. That your dad died as soon as he started hurting your papa.
You regretted accepting him into your life, for letting him date Quackity. For telling him that he was your dad.
So when he had the heart attack, and passed away, you accepted it. He was a bad person, well, at least his real personality didnโt show up until everything was going to shit. After his burial, even though he didnโt deserve it to the likes of the others, you visited him.
You went to his grave, and crouched over it. โWhy Schlatt, why did you do that to papa? What was the motive, do you hate him, did he do something wrong, did I do something wrong.โ
You put your hand on top of his new gravestone that was just placed a few minutes before. โDad, I mean Schlatt, you donโt know how much shit you caused, I mean first, you casted out Wilbur and Tommy, that was a stupid idea, then you turned LโManburg into a dystopia, and you hit papa, you threatened me, the ones you loved.โ
You sniffled, โSchlatt, you majorly fucked up, but for some reason I still love you.โ
You started to get up from your place, starting to walk away from this place for the dead, โSchlatt, Iโll still love you, a part of my heart goes to you, but I canโt love you because of papa, the things you did, I canโt accept.โ
โThatโs why Iโm never coming back to your grave. Iโm sorry.โ You walked away from Schlattโs grave with despair. What you didnโt notice, and what no one else would notice for a long period of time, it was Schlatt, who had pale skin and see-through. After you left, he spoke quietly to himself, โI love you too little Y/n.โ
(This part was kinda rushed, a little bit bad)
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