Guys, I Think They're Dating
Synopsis: In which Quackity allows his girlfriend to do his makeup on stream
TW: Q is so down bad for Y/N and...it was intentional but I think I made him a little too down bad, also use of Quacks real name
A/N: If anyone knows if Quackity is uncomfortable with this content, please let me know!!
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Quackity had been quiet about today's stream, simply posting that it was a highly requested stream for a while now, and something about a special guest.
Immediately, everyone assumed it would a hair reveal, something he had teased about doing for years now. So, when the stream rolled around, it was chaotic as usual with his chat demanding for a hair reveal, asking if he was bald, and everything in between.
Quackity, seated in his office chair, faced his camera with a beanie glued to his head like usual, and a bright, chaotic smile on his face. He greeted the chat enthusiastically, laughing and making jokes as everyone flooded in.
He read through his chat, interacting with everyone and saw how everyone was asking for a hair reveal.
"Guys, I'm not fucking—. I'm not fucking bald." Quackity denied, reading over the chat. "But listen, today's a special stream. A good one. While it might not a hair reveal—okay! Fuck you guys!" He screamed, his demeanor immediately shifting as his chat called him ‘a scam’ and ‘a pussy.’
He continued to argue with his chat for a while until his eyes got drawn away from his computer screen, watching the 'special guest' enter the room with a large makeup bag in hand.
"Okay, chat." Quackity began, calming himself down. "As I was trying to say before, this isn't a hair reveal stream, but instead something else that's been highly requested. I didn't really want to do this, but hey, why not? You guys won't stop asking about it."
Curiously, chat began to type in their guesses until a figure stepped into frame and placed herself in the seat beside him. Then, the chat exploded again.
"Chat, today we have Y/N!" Quackity cheered, "she's a—." He paused and glanced at her, "you want to introduce yourself or should I?"
"I've got it." Y/N smiled, makeup bag in lap as she looked at the computer screen and camera with a wave of her hand. "Hi everyone. My name's Y/N, I'm a friend of Quackity’s." She said as she held up her bag, "I play around with makeup."
Chat exploded with warm greetings, and compliments about her appearance. For once, chat was being...relatively nice.
"Someone said I'm cooked," Quackity pointed out as he looked at Y/N. "Are you that bad at makeup?"
"I don't think so." She admitted. "I've been doing it for years."
Quackity smiled, something between boyish and lovestruck before reaching for his phone and showing it to his stream. "She sent me some of her work like this was a fucking job interview."
"I figured I needed reference work," Y/N shrugged.
He couldn't help but swipe, showing off some of Y/N's past makeup looks before putting his phone away and continuing. "Alright, so ground rules...don't do anything drastic. I don't want to look like a clown."
"You already are one," Y/N countered, setting her makeup bag onto his desk and already beginning to unzip it.
"Hello?!" Quackity exclaimed, "the stream just started and you're already attacking me?!"
"I was more so pointing out the obvious." Y/N remarked as she grabbed some primer from her bag and turned to face him more. "Ready?"
"I guess so."
"Good. Now, look at me."
Almost like he was ashamed, he turned to face Y/N. She squirted some primer on her fingers before applying it to his face. It was quick and easy, and in between the time Y/N grabbed her foundation and concealer, Quackity went back to talking with his chat.
Suddenly, Y/N began to apply the foundation and concealer as he continued to talk. Every once in a while, Y/N would butt in with some words, but only when the chat asked her something or when she was conversing with Quackity directly.
"What is that?"
"Powder.”
"Isn't it supposed to be...you know..?"
Y/N blinked at him. "I'll blow this in your face." She deadpanned, "and I've gotten in my eye before. Doesn’t feel good."
"This is a hostile work environment." Quackity commented, "I invited you to my stream and this is how you treat me?"
Then, Y/N blew some powder into his face.
Quackity retreated back, blinking before rubbing his eyes to try and get the makeup powder out of them. "Chat! Did you see that?! She just fucking assaulted me!"
"Hey, I warned you." Y/N nonchalantly replied as she screwed the lid back onto the powder and reached into her bag for a eyeshadow pallet.
"Yeah! But I didn't think you were serious!"
"You should have known better."
For a moment, he didn't say anything, but chat did. They talked about Y/N and how much they adored her, all while simultaneously degrading Quackity as usual.
"Does brown work, or do want something colorful?" Y/N asked, showing him her eyeshadow pallet.
"You think I'm going to cooperate after what you just did? Chat, stop being on her side!" Quackity screamed.
"Brown it is then." She said, circling the brown color with her makeup brush before leaning in toward Quackity. But he didn't comply, in fact, he only made the situation worse by turning away from her and focusing completely on his chat.
"Can you look at me?"
"Chat is more important."
"You asked me to be here."
"You kinda invited yourself."
"Alexis." Y/N firmly said, "look at me."
For a second, he tensed, blinked and looked at her. "Why would you use my government name?! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
Chat found it funny, but he certainly did not.
Then, Y/N reached out and grabbed his chin, forcing him to look at her. And for a moment, Quackity wasn't the one sitting at the computer on live stream, but Alex.
"I need you to sit still and let me finish your makeup."
His hands curled into the sleeves of his hoodie, fingers fidgeting uselessly as his brain desperately scrambled for something to say. Something chaotic. Something to put distance back between him and her.
Then, he laughed. Almost like he was forcing it just to break the tension. "Ayo. You didn't have to grab me like that."
Y/N tilted his chin up just a bit more, their eyes meeting as she repeated his name just how she did earlier. And, finally, Quackity complied, allowing her to dab some eyeshadow onto his eyes.
Unbeknownst to them, chat was a mixture of comments. Some were bullying Quackity for how easily he folded, others were complimenting Y/N and praising her, then there were those who were actively shipping the two, because unbeknownst to chat...they were already together.











