Follow the fireflies

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

*wakes up in a cold sweat* lettie and eleanor should make out sloppy style *goes right back to sleep, complete with sleeping cap*

HATTEEEE when people say "Hate is a strong word!" I KNOW. that's why I USED the word HATE

i go to the ytp bar and order the usual. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of me. i pick it up, raise it to my lips, and set it back down, repeating all of this while gradually accelerating until i have finished the drink. my favorite way to spend a frirfday evenineve

i go to the ytp tennis bar and order the usu. the usuasusual. bart- orders the Snoopingas. the bartender sets a Snoopingas in front of bart-. i pick it up (hey!), and set it back down, and i pick it up, and set it back down, and i raise it-and set it back down, all of this while pea-ing and gradually accelerating until i have finished. *cartoon splat sfx* i repeatedly drink bart-s drink until bart- sets me on FIRE!! *crackling* my favorite waaw to spend a frirfday evenineve. …veve.

y y y i go to the ytp siis bar? *long pause* to order the bartender to set me on FIRE!! The bartender iS Snoop *snoop dog smoke weed song distorted* i pick the PINGAS up (hey!), and set it on FIRE!! *tf2 pyro happy noises* llAll of this while bartender Snoop gradually accelerating and ♪it's the wall, hit the wall!♪ *cartoon splat sfx 3 times, last paulstretched* waw waw waaaw way to drink aT the ytp siis bar on a friirf evenev lAl

it will pass but like can i at least get an eta

giraffes are my single favorite example of evolutionary pressure. what if we dangled the carrot really reaeeeaaallllllllly high over the donkey's head. what would happen. can u guess