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Sharks foolish enough to try and eat a mermaid are treated as punching bags until they learn their lesson.
A haunted doll mistaking a creepy android to be a bigger, stronger, haunted doll, and the creepy android mistaking the haunted doll as a smaller, sassier android.
Android: [gets hit with rain water and short circuits] Haunted Doll: H̡O̡L̴Y̡ ̜W̾A̡T̸E̡R̜ ̾W̴A̾T̴C̾H̴ ̜O̜U̡T̴
Haunted Doll, dying: NĚśEĚľE̸D̡ ̡S̸OĚľUĚľL̸S̡ Android: [opens the haunted dollâs back and replaces the batteries] Haunted Doll: AĚśCĚśC̡E̡P̸TĚśA̡B̸LĚľEĚ´ ̡SĚ´UĚ´B̸SĚľT̸I̡T̡UĚ´TĚľEĚ´
Android: [transfers their data into a better body] Haunted Doll: A̸ ̾F̴L̸A̡W̾L̡E̴S̾S̡ ̡B̜O̸D̜Y̾ ̡P̜O̾S̜S̾E̡S̜S̾I̡O̡N̴
hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockinâ twink
John Mulaney:Â *to himself*Â What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amyâs relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I donât even go here (just like⌠my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didnât tell HER#How DARE he
âlook, itâs not like i hid anything, it just never came up!âÂ
âYou called yourself out for âstraighsplainingââÂ
the whole bi thing goes completely over charlesâ head and he keeps getting really aggro like âoh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!âÂ
everybody else is like âcharles noâÂ
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler theyâve been looking for
The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact.Â
Come on @morthils this isnât Gina Linetti weâre talking about. Stay in character.
The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.
He would describe the relationship to Amy and sheâd be like, âSo you guys were datingâ and heâd be like âIt wasnât like that thatâ and sheâd be like:
:|
and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.
Lots of âpractice kissingâ was involved.
Jakeâs mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.
âI just thought she was really liberal!â
âLook, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes youâre handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, Iâm definitely bi.â
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What happens to cats in zero gravity ?  more educational gifs
OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard
In the last pic the cat is all âoh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUNDâ
THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS
Astronaut: We need to fund 1.4 billion dollars. NASA: FOR WHAT?! Astronaut: We want to put kitties in space and have them float around in zero gravity. NASA: Here is all the money. God bless.
Those cats are just ?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!
Cat: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
NASA: fascinatingâŚ
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote âthe director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shedâ 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my momâs birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didnât even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmelâs âIâm Fucking Ben Affleckâ video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasnât down with what they were asking. But he just said, âI donât know, this wardrobeâŚdonât you have anything mesh that I could wear?â
When he was filming âWitnessâ he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on itâs own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Fordâs ranch. She stops for gas, and as sheâs filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him âwho do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?â. He takes off the helmet, and itâs Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
âHey! Iâm not Darth Vader, Iâm Luke Skywalkerâ
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
âThe Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. Iâm coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and itâs Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesnât want to be bothered; Iâm sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.Â
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, âIf thereâs ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, Iâm building the Millennium Falcon!â So I turn around very hesitantly and go, âHarrison, Iâm sorry to bother you. Iâm co-production designer on the new Star Wars, Iâm just back from London, and Iâve been building the Falcon.â A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation â he couldnât have been sweeter.Â
As Iâm walking away, he goes, âDarren!â and calls me back. He goes, âThe toggle switches.â I go, âToggle switches.â He goes, âThe toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldnât hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.â I go, âNo problem! Iâll take care of it!âÂ
So months go by, Iâm back in London, weâre getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.âs headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrisonâs with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. Theyâre just giddy; theyâre having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, âPhew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.â Thatâs my favorite story.â
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Donât forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed
What if humans are the only species with teeth?
Human: Struggling with wrapping on ration pack.
Alien: Do you require assistance human Andy?
Andy: (With a mouth full of plastic) Na Iâve got it.
Riiiiippppp
See?
Alien: Loses her shit.
*****
Alien looking at a caramel apple: Soooo you eat this?
Human: Yes we love them!
Alien: But theyâre so hard. How do you consume them?
Human: Well yeah sometimes people do break teeth on them.
Alien: Iâm sorry you can break your mouth bones on them but you eat them anyway!!??!
Human (Already biting into it): Mhuh.
*****
Evil alien: We have you now human!
Human: OH HELL NO YOU UGLY LITTLE SHITS YOU AINT GOT ME YOU THINK HUMANS ARE EASY TO KILL YOUâVE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING YOUâŚ
Evil alien captain: Shut it up will you!
Evil alien: Yes sir OWWWW!
Evil alien captain: What just happened?!!? WHY IS THE HUMAN ESCAPING!!!?!!??
Evil alien: Humans have mouth bones.
Evil alien captain: ARE YOU KIDDING ME WHY DO HUMANS HAVE MOUTH BONES??!!!!???
human: yeah we had to invent cooking because our teeth are kinda small and useless. look *bares teeth*
alien, already disturbed by these peculiar soft endoshelled creatures: cool. cool. so uh just out of interest what do big, useful teeth look like?
-later-
alien, to her friends: AND THEN THEY SHOWED ME A THING CALLED A PET DOG AND I DID NOT LIKE IT
I donât think David was ready for that jelly.

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I never realized how globally iconic the american road trip was until I lived abroad and people asked me about it
like I remember saying once âIâll miss the ocean here :(â (I live in the middle of the US) and my South African friend was like â??? wonât you just road trip to go see it? Donât you road trip everywhere?â and I was like, âI mean, yes, yeh. I canât deny that.â and theyâd nod their head like âthatâs exactly as it should be you funky little american, thatâs how it isâ
like, it never occurred to me other people didnât frequently jump in their car and traverse the great straight and endless roads of your huge-ass corn-and-cow country for hours on end for fun
much less people around the world were like strongly associating us with it, like âamericans and their cars and their hijinks and their coming-of-age driving tales, yesâ
I lost it at âsustenance timeâ and âfairâ đ
This is the funniest thing I have ever seen. If I were a professor I would pin this to my office door.
There were like 30 seconds where I was like, âAh the joke is that Orcas are technically the largest member of the oceanic dolphin familyâthis is a joke about the whale making false claims about its whale heritage on an admissions form, hence why its lawyer is also a dolphin.â And then I realized, âOh. KILLER whale.â
Thatâs a deep⌠dock.
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woah this is actually super super cool. I love that Simpsons fish
i love the ending
ok but i wonderâŚâŚâŚ who live in that pineapple under the sea

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my favorite thing about the toy story franchise is how, by the third movie, they got really good at designing fictional toy products.
in the first two movies, aside from real toys like slinky and the potato heads, most of the characters are kinda just a story book idea for what a childâs toy would be: cowboy dolls, sci-fi action figures, piggy bank, dinosaur, etc.
Then we get to the third movie (11 years later), and suddenly thereâs all these toys that look like they came from real toylines. like the rock dude with the flippable face, and the bug dude that looks like a he-man character. they look like they belong in real toy franchises!
The Christmas special gave us the Battlesaurs, which look like they could occupy a whole aisle of a real-life toy store (and they probably did, since disney made real versions of em)
Small Fry had the abandoned happy meal toys and each of them come from a different series. they look like actual toys that would be sold at fast food restaurants.
My favorite would have to be the halloween special, where they had Transitron, a bunch of cars that can combine into a robot, and Combat Carl and Combat Carl Jr., which are two toys of the same character, but one is smaller cause heâs from the playset.
For comparison, hereâs what Combat Carl looked like in the first movie:
i was thinking about this cause i saw the new toy story 4 tv spot and they introduced keanu reevesâ character, which looks like a real toy that you would find at your uncleâs basement somewhere.
you can tell how much research was put into these characters, like what materials theyâd be made of, how they are painted, where their screws and points of articulation, and which parts would be removable, etc.
now, obviously, the reason for this bump in quality is because they realized the great merchandising opportunities of making real versions of these toys, but i still find it really cool how much thought and creativity was put in these designs.
visual definition of âaudacityâ
Okay, so funny story.
Several years ago I volunteered at an aquarium. What most people donât know is that for most of the rare and unique specimens, the aquarium usually has a second one down in the wet lab, so that the animals can get switched out if they are stressed or sick or just want a break from being on display.
My job was to clean the lobster tanks down in the wet lab. So I donât know if you know much about lobsters, but they can be quite aggressive and will kill (and eat) each other. They will, however, donât mind sharing a large tank if they are separated by dividers, or if their claws are clamped shut with rubber bands.
So all morning I am grabbing lobsters, banding them, putting them in coolers, and scrubbing tanks, and throughout this whole time I am being watched.
In a tank near the entrance way is a massive lobsterâweâre talking over four feet long and nearly twenty pounds. It was his turn to get some rest while his âtwinâ (who is actually a good foot shorter than he is) was on display in the tanks upstairs in the aquarium. This guy is so big he has his own tank, which was actually a modified plastic horse trough with salt water circulation through it. He was happy as a clam (er, lobster) in there and the aquarium has learned over the years that he likes to be the center of attention, so his tank is right by the entrance way so he can keep his eyes on us.
His favorite game is to lunge and snap his claws at anyone who gets close to him. His claws are bigger than oven mitts, and his crusher claw has definitely seen some action because it is dented and pitted like a well-worn suit of armor. Since heâs alone in his tank, thereâs no need to band his claws, which he loves to wave and snap in the most ferocious way.
However, as vicious and mean as he is, his claws are too heavy for him to lift above the surface of the water.
Talk about audacityâpitiful audacity! Imagine being glared at by a gigantic lobster, one who would be a king out in the ocean, one who could easily remove your hand from your wrist, one who likes to lunge and snap at anything that gets within three feet of his tank, but the poor thing canât raise his claws out of the water!
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