Chaos Sheathed In Skin

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

Thanks much for grouping them all like this. A fun little romp!

do you reckon the wall we kick our pussies up also has the lady door on it

I make what I call blueberry mush: 1/4th sugar, 1/4th breadcrumbs, 1/2 crushed blueberries. Every year when there's blueberries out there I go feral for them. Yesterday I had no breadcrumbs left to mix to my delicious blueberry hoard of the day, so I ground up a goddamn old dried up bread loaf end with a stone mortar and pestle for the crumbs. Proper 1800s type of shit. A friend of mine called this "caveman wife material activities."

not even like using a blender???

Don't own one, don't need one. I fucking love my mortar and pestle.

Can you instruct your cottage to walk over to the berries for you?

the most problematic maiden at the joust

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

ok that's enough summer, we can head into autumn now

we need to start legally protecting these like make this kind of bathroom part of the national park system

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

Your cat's paintball strategy is A++