Untitillated

my jeans r clean forever until i spontaneously decide they aren’t anymore and i wash them

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

I love sterek, but no one ever portrays them correctly. Don't give me lovey-dovey clingy sex crazed bs, give me the old married couple who bicker about everything, give me stiles forcing Derek to sit through an 8 hour rant about the full lore of star wars and Derek occasionally cutting in with questions that are so stupid it genuinely drives stiles up a wall. I wanna see them rage bait eachother not sit in the other lap and say "good boy" they would never

idk how to compare those lol

And thats why you are on Tumblr

You get it

My five year plan is to just see what happens

it renews every five years

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times