Alan

I had a dream abt 2hollis last night I don’t even know him like that my brain was attacking me

I had a few, got drunk on you and now I’m wasteddd 👀👀👀👀

Woke up with like eighteen nerf darts in my bed I think I was assassinated

Ok goodnight 😊 it is 6am

My eyebrows are growing back in nicely, but I’m still ugly on the inside

Eating a Klondike bar fills me with such a sense of urgency I feel like one of those dogs on a raw diet who swallows an entire chicken breast in one bite

I should buy shrooms from him maybe the magical spiritual experience he insists it gives you will make me feel better

I should be able to erase that from my memory oh my God it torments me

2am shower bc I’m gross and evil and procrastinate taking care of myself

Sometimes I regret my lack of anonymity on here like noooo I can’t talk about my fat fetish my face is on here they’ll kill me

It’s cringe to have the pride ring on your pfp now you have 12hrs to get rid of it

Claps my hands together like I’ve got an autism diagnosis 🐛🪲🪲🐛🐞🐞🕷️🐛🪲🐛🐛🐞

Vomits everywhere AUGHHHHHH ain’t shit 2 do mane ain’t shiiiittg to do

Bottom surgery is very disgusting and vulgar to me and in my perfect world it would never exist in the first place

My parents love talking to each other through me shit has me feeling like a mailman oh my God can these two just act like mature adults and text each other directly

Zohran Mamdani swimming in his suit because he is embarrassed of his self harm scars I’m in tears