Alan

You have to dip apple slices in peanut butter and smile at the sun when it blesses you with its warmth okay

I’ve been binge watching iCarly lately it’s so funny I forgot they had Jimmy Fallon on this

Black people when stabbing and murdering someone gets them prison time 😢😢😢😢😢

Good morning USA

VOMITS

So you get to stalk me but I can’t stalk you back. Pussy ass bitch

Holy shit I got selected for a job interview this is so scary. I don’t have any professional looking clothes fuckkkk brah they’re gonna see my emo ass and deny me

I just 😢 can’t

I think I need to create a drastic change in my life in order to feel fulfilled but I don’t know what to do because change scares me as well. But I know comfort will not create long term happiness so I’m sort of stuck in decision limbo

When yo neck hurt a little

Family is making me feel like seven chicken wings is egregious…I coulda ate more they don’t know what I’m capable of

I ain’t washed my bra in like two months im NGL. Granted I only wear it for at most 30 mins a day #FreeTheNip

GRRGGRGR I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU

Me and my crunchyroll account I’ve never ever used 💗💗💗 I don’t know why I have it tbh no anime appeals to me