Alan

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Almost didn’t post for the whole day saw my life flash before my eyes that could’ve been ba d 😳😳

Accidentally turned the shower to hot and felt like my skin was sloughing off. Like the guy from Mouthwashing

Just remembered I made obligations this Saturday ughhhhhhh dude I don’t wanna

I should get into paper mache or something idk I need a hobby

Researching the difference between pink lemonade and strawberry lemonade since when is pink a flavor

Doing wordsearches while eatin dino chicken nuggets hallelujah

Woke up feeling like I was Saran wrapped

Only the impossible can do the impossible

This was a very good weekend and there are smile lines sunburned into my face, I love living

Maybe I am autistic like everyone in my life has headcanoned I am becausse I feel like I always choose the wrong thing to say like omg what the hell was that. Like I’m playing Episode but the good dialogue option costs diamonds I don’t have so I’m forced to say some fuckshit

Has there been a healing I feel surprisingly normal about this. Or maybe my sunburn is distracting me I dunno I hope I don’t turn evil again fuhhhh

I have to eat six sugar cookies about this

But are you still the same soul I met under the bleachers 🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂