Alan

When ur fav character goes thru smth you can vaguely relate to 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ok twin. Vomits

I’m so sickkkk oh my God can my vampires catch a break 😢😢😢😢

TVL ep3 genuinely had me in tears what the fuck. Claudia and Lestat parallels I’m so sick. Bruce actually may be the worst character on television I’m disgusted and then Magnus too?? I’m glad we saw Louis deal with Bruce it was very needed and I’m glad he did it the way he did, making him feel crushed like a can just as Claudia wished. Nicki is also so dear to me I felt so bad for him he didn’t deserve the fate he had. It made me think about how Lestat was forced to watch his first love burn, which in turn trickled down to him forcing Claudia to watch hers burn. He’s never known normalcy and that definitely proved true in the way he parented her. Daniel is also getting on my nerves but that’s because I’m partial to Lestat. Also I hate Armand and Gabi they both need to get the fuck on.

I’m at Nifty Fifty’s RN and challenged myself to see how many gulps I could finish my milkshake in and I underestimated my suck muscles I’m like 18 sips in and have less than a quarter left

All the usernames I want are taken by accounts that haven’t posted since 2010 omfg

I got letterboxd to be performative but I don’t even watch movies like that TBH

I need to find a clothing style that fits my face I can’t dress like a trucker for the rest of my life

I’m like if a mole cricket were a beautiful girl I feel so connected to them they’re my favorite

I have like 10 mutuals whose blogs I make a point to check daily but the other 340 are more like strangers I smile politely at in public but never speak to #Sorry

I hate when shows come out at 3am instead of midnight like I’m in the only timezone that matters why aren’t you catering to me

I got myself a caramel frappe from McDonald’s tonite was sooooo lit omg

I’m not in the tcc but sum of my mutuals r so I know enough to say that the guitarist for one of the bands here looks EXACTLY like Andrew Blaze I’m deadd

Dey playin tikki masala up in dis hoe 😳

These mfs sampled the boots boots boots thing omg