👏VITILIGO👏IS👏PRETTY👏

Put this in the history books

Yeah it's not at all "too late"

Friends, too! Vent by all means. But then get Actual Help.

Please this. And please don’t be offended when the friend you vent to suggests you need professional help

I don't think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons

i love listening to music that makes me say "damn what fucking genre even is this"

next person to comment 21 pilots is getting put in my blender

WAIT THE REFLECTION LOOKED BACK AT THE END

the what

Very cool of texas to give us officer down notifications

if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i’d have 15 cents

if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

actually I did the math, they would have $225, not $0.15

sis i’m right here….

if i had a dollar i would buy a can of soda :)

while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

sorry i only have a dollar

:(

if i had $22,500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

You can buy anything you want with $22500

yeah and they want soda and apply juice

apply juice to what

directly to the forehead

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My funniest ventriloquism story starts with the fact that I was obsessed with ventriloquism from a young age. I used to obsessively practice speaking without moving my lips, practicing the different tongue and air tricks and everything. Then I got sick with Bell’s Palsy, and it hit both sides of my face at the same time. Bell’s Palsy is like a headcold that hits your facial nerves. Anyway- This meant my entire face was paralyzed. I couldn’t speak using my lips. The doctor stared at me, dumbfounded that I was able to speak very fluently without my face moving at all.