Yes, Please.

I’ve never done ppm. I’ve never done “x allowance for y meets per month”. I wouldn’t do them now. If you really want a guys financial attention long term, make them care about you. Let them take care of you. Don’t let them know they’re paying for it. It doesn’t matter if he told you he loved you, that’s lust. Once it gets too expensive or the new shiny bauble comes by, you’re history.

If you want that to last, you need to make yourself indispensable to these men. You need them to think that you’re a one and only. You also need them to forget they’re paying you. Most men will quickly grow tired of their wallets being the only way to get his attention. Yes by then you might have gotten a lot of cash out of him, but think about how much more you could have gotten.

I’m not saying be clingy, i’m not saying be lovey dovey, i’m saying be special. become an integral part of their life, so those bank transfers feel normal, like paying bills, not like paying this girl to be nice to me. Don’t do nice things because they buy you stuff or give you cash. You might think that’s counter-intuitive but consider it. (Most of) These men aren’t stupid. they can tell that you only stay over when you get offered a gift. They can tell that you only responded to them when they said they’d send you a gift card. They can tell you only care about the money. And, unless he’s a financial submissive, he’s gonna drop a girl after a while if all she values in him is his cash.

That’s why I encourage you girls to get off these sugar sites. I’m not saying you can’t make money off them, i’m just saying the payoff to how much work you have to do is low. most SRs these days are just long term escort client relationships. Don’t be afraid to break the mold and actually date these dudes. You get so much more money when you actually mean something to them and aren’t just another piece of ass they have to pay for.

Birthday Babe - Irina Shayk Red Rose Photo Shoot

Bitches love to put things into lists. Moreover, bitches love numbered shit. Here’s some numbered shit in list format to help you not suck in higher education. You’re welcome.

1. Go to class. Like 210% serious. I don’t give a shit if you’re a get by on nothing, A+ slacker. You’re fucking paying for this crap so you might as well get the services owed to you. Take your ass to class even if you zone out 99% of the time. You know 1% more than you did when you walked up in there. Congrats, asshole.

2. All that free time you have during your first week of classes? Make it your bitch. Don’t just print the goddamn syllabus and be like all done. No motherfucker. Take a good fucking look at that assignment list. What’s due next week? Yeah, do that shit now bc I know you don’t have anything else to do. Then when you’re coughing up a lung six weeks into the semester and don’t feel like getting your ass up to do that calculus homework, you’ll remember this week. You’ll remember that you’ve been a week ahead this whole damn semester. Pat yourself on the back, ass wipe.

3. Prepare yo self. No seriously. You got notes to print for class? Sure you could be like all those other bitches and just shove them into your backpack, or you could actually /prepare/ for class. I’m talking looking that shit over, identifying key concepts, getting a decent grasp of the material before your ass is even in class. You a STEM major? Yeah, make this kinda shit your life because now class is like one bomb ass group review session. Again, you’re welcome.

4. Snack like a motherfucker, but save that junk food shit for the weekends. From now on, you are a fucking health guru during the week or if you’re a slacker like me, at least on the days you have class. Fruits? Hell yeah. Pack some of those. Mind wandering in class? Snack on some apple slices. Can’t stay awake? Keep eating some almonds or some shit, but don’t be that bitch with the potato chips. Just don’t.

1. There isn’t a written uncondensed version. This is just the shortened version of a three hour talk I had with my friend who was entering college for the first time.

2. I probably won’t write an uncondensed version, but who knows.

3. To all of you who’ve said things along the line of “this post prevented me from dropping out” or “this post saved my semester”, I’m happy it could be helpful and wish you the best in your education. I’m sorry if I don’t get to respond to you individually.

4. Yes, you can ask me specific questions. Depending on how the mood strikes me, I might respond with vulgarity or I’ll respond like the writer I am. I also am not promising that I’ll be able to answer every single question. I’m partial to question that are physics, engineering, or writing related, but I can give general advice. Choose your own adventure.

Here are some of the download links, torrents, pdf’s, etc. to some of books here.

***I checked each torrent first, btw***

Some of these contain torrent links and some of them are personal pdf’s that I had to download online myself *tired*. 

1. Act Like a Lady, Think Like a Man by Steve Harvey

Torrent: https://kickass.to/act-like-a-lady-think-like-a-man-t7546783.html

2. The Power of the Pussy: How to Get What You Want From Men Love, Respect, Commitment and More…What Do You Want? by Kara King ((Parts 1 & 2)) YES there is a part 2 :)

Torrent: https://kickass.to/power-of-the-pussy-1-and-2-how-to-get-what-you-want-from-men-t10100580.html

3. Sugar Daddy 101: What You Need to Know if You Want to be a Sugar Baby by Leidra Lawson

Download Link: http://document.li/IKvR

4. Seeking Arrangement: The Definitive Guide to Sugar Daddy and Mutually Beneficial Relationships by Brandon Wade

Download Link: http://document.li/iyTG

5. The Vixen Manual: How to Find, Seduce & Keep the Man You Want by Karrine Steffans

Torrent: https://kickass.to/the-vixen-manual-how-to-find-seduce-amp-keep-the-man-you-want-mantesh-t6032450.html

6. How to Talk to Anyone by Leil Lowndes 

Download Link: http://document.li/3r0E

7. How To Develop Self-Confidence and Influence Peoplle by Pulic Speaking by Dale Carnegie

Download Link: http://document.li/V0jG

8. The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene

Download Link: http://document.li/EwU5

9.  Going Down: The Instinct Guide to Oral Sex by Ben R. Rogers 

Download Link: http://document.li/7D0V

10. Blow Him Away: How to Give Him Mind-Blowing Oral Sex by Marcy Michaels

Download Link: http://document.li/q0Fa

11. The Power of Eye Contact by Michael Ellsberg

Download Link: http://document.li/P01S

12. The 48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene

Download Link: http://document.li/WiXS

13. The Satanic Witch by Anton Szandor LaVey 

Download Link: http://document.li/Z1qF

14. What Every BODY is Saying by Joe Navarro

Download Link: http://document.li/8t2c

15. Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion by Robert B. Cialdini

Download Link: http://document.li/uVZ1

16.  Rich Dad, Poor Dad: What the Rich Teach Their Kids About Money—That the Poor and the Middle Class Do Not! by Robert T. Kiyosaki

Torrent: https://kickass.to/rich-dad-poor-dad-robert-t-kiyosaki-pdf-t6467515.html

BONUS WITHIN MY OWN COLLECTION OF BOOKS

17. The Woman Men Adore…and Never Want To Leave by Bob Grant

Download Link: http://document.li/qTd7

18.  Covert Persuasion - Psychological Tactics and Tricks to Win the Game by Kevin Hogan 

Download Link: http://document.li/80ox

19. Kama Sutra: Step by Step Edited by Chuck Wills

Download Link: http://document.li/5lae

20. The Definitive Book of Body Language by Allan & Barbara Pease

Download Link: http://document.li/2Kh6

How to download torrents:

For those of you unfamiliar with downloading torrents you need a BitTorrent Client. I suggest UTorrent (it’s what I use)… You can download it to your computer here (yes it’s free). Once you download Torrent, you can click on the torrent links I provided and it will download. Follow the directions, it’s fairly easy.

The rest of the links were books I retrieved from my computer and downloaded to a pdf host site. 

The original list has 40 books, but of course I could not get links to all of them, either they were kindle exclusives or I couldn’t find them online. 

I spent all night adding and organizing these. I’m tired af yo. So now yal’ can get off my back. whew lol

Tips from a Client:

On Sunday I met with a Client, and he taught me something about my phone that I had no clue about.

At my best, I’m weak at using technology, so I have spent some time googling “iPhone” security etc, but I had never heard of this tip until he asked if he could show me something on my phone.

He is a very a trusted Client, and wanted to help keep my privacy safer, so I let him have my LOCKED phone…and he was still able to use Siri to give him directions to my house, then to my most frequented bank, and then to my most frequented “friends” house…among other silly questions he asked that she willingly answered.

Not only was he able to use Siri while my phone was locked, he was able to see my “Notifications” and see what was listed in my “Calendar” app under the tab of “Today”. This is ridiculous. If I had written down which appointments I was going to, the times, where to meet them or even their names or numbers…he would have had access to all of this information while my phone was LOCKED.

This isn’t just for when your with your Clients or SD, but for anyone with whom your phone may be around. I realize that some of you may/will already know this, but I didn’t, so I thought I’d share.

How to Escape a Hair Grab or a Neck Grab ? Look at them, carefully.

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Make a setlist of your rates!

Date: 200+ $, open space, all expenses paid (meal, shopping, transportation, ect.)

Video Date: 20$x5m, 30$x10m, 40$x15m, 50$x20m, 60$x25m.

Pay-Per-Meet: 600 $, any space, any activity, all expenses paid, no allowance need be provided – just an exact number determined for each planned periodic date no less than 600.

Fly Out Visit: 1000 $, must be met before, no more than 5 day visit, all expenses paid (first class plane ride, pre-paid meals, hotel, any and all services.)

Pay-Per-Event: 700 $, any event, all expenses paid, come as guest/date/arm-candy. 

Weekly Allowance: 1000 $, dependent on scheduling, twice a week meets, all expenses paid.

Monthly Allowance: 4000$+, arrangement discussed before becoming a reality. 

If you’re anything like me, the first thing you think of when you hear the word “golf” is Tiger Woods, which leads to thoughts Elin Nordegren chasing him down the driveway with a golf club, and if that doesn’t make you smile then I don’t know what will.

Real golf is less thrilling. However, it’s one of the most iconic upper class sports and so it’s fitting that I include it in my series.

History: Much like the white patriarchy it often represents, golf has been around a long time. Golf as we know it was first played in Scotland during the 15th century. It may have taken inspiration from the Roman game paganica which used a leather ball and bent stick. In 1457 the game was promptly banned by James II and then his grandson, James IV,gave his grandfather the symbolic middle finger by becoming a golfer himself and lifting the ban in 1502. The holes were decreased from 22 to 18 at St. Andrews University and became a popular sport in Scotland. Golf was brought to America first in 1888 to Yonkers, New York and the first 18 hole course was built in Illinois in 1892. Americans have been hooked on the sport ever since.

The Basic Game: If I had to sum up golf in one sentence it would be this: get the ball in the hole in as few strokes as possible. There are 18 holes on a normal course and each hole has its challenges. There are terrain problems, sand traps, water features, etc. These things are all meant to make getting the ball in the hole harder. Every hole has a par: the number of strokes it should take a skilled golfer to get the ball in the hole. The average hole has a par of 4, meaning it should take you 4 strokes to get from the tee to having the ball in the hole. The sum total of the pars of all 18 holes in a course is the course’s par. Most courses have par-72 (18 x 4). Your score can be easily found (without the complication of a handicap and whatnot) by taking the number of purposeful strokes you took (this includes whiffs, which is missing the ball altogether) and then subtracting the par. For example, if you took 88 strokes during the game, and the par was 72, your score would be 16.

The clubs: There are four basic types of clubs that are used to move the ball from tee to hole. The first group is the woods: they’re used to send the ball a great distance. One specific type of wood that is used to send the ball the furthest (up to 300+ yards) is the driver. After that come the irons: they’re used when the ball is within 200 yards of the hole. Then there are the wedges: they’re used to make the ball fly up into the air and onto a putting surface or get a ball out of a hazard. They’re more for special situations. Finally, the clubs most used are the putters: it is means to roll the ball over the green into the hole. These shots are precision based and can easily make or break your score.

Alright, now that you know the basics of the game, I’m going to assume you aren’t reading this because you really want to become an awesome golfer (in which case, this is not the tutorial for you), but because you need to be able to get through a round or talk about it as if you somewhat care about it. So, we’ll move on to golf course etiquette.

Etqiquette: First, be respectful of other groups and of the people in your group. Don’t rush other people, and don’t be so slow that you hold up the entire group for a ridiculous amount of time. Be quiet when people are lining up their shots, and be silent when they’re putting. Second, be patient because golf can take hours (I’ve played games that took five or six hours) and it’s easy to get frustrated, but be on your best behavior. Golf is a gentleman’s sport and it isn’t a place to curse or act anything less than classy. Third, be mindful of your surroundings. Keep your golf cart away from where anyone might be playing, don’t stand in between someone’s ball and the hole or get in their way at all, try to fill in any divots you see, don’t litter the ground with tees and watch out for flying balls. Fourth, turn off your phone. It’s considered rude and bad manners to have your cell phone on during a round of golf, and even more rude to be texting. Unplug, it’s good for you. Finally, dress nice. This is not the time to be a slouch. Golf is a classy event, and there is a certain way to dress. I’m including pictures of some “ideal” golf attire for men and women. Many golf courses are part of country clubs and even if they aren’t a private club, they’re generally nice places. Look the part.

Ace: A hole in one

Albatross: Three strokes under par

Eagle: Two strokes under par

Birdie: One stroke under par

Par: The amount of strokes it should take an experienced golfer to make it into the hole

Bogey: One stroke over par

Double Bogey: Two strokes over par

Triple Bogey: Three strokes over par

Caddie: A person paid to carry a player’s clubs and bags; may also give advice

Approach: A shot hit toward the green

These are a few terms you might need to know, there are hundreds of golf terms. I found this website to be pretty helpful as far as vocabulary went (link: http://tinyurl.com/pnluyec )

So, I want to address why I often recommend learning golf, especially if you’re looking to move up in the world. First, it’s a sport of the 1% so it’s a way to relate to them. Second, for SBs, it’s a male dominated sport and so it provides an easy way to meet men. Third, and this is the most crucial, it’s a sport that’s relaxing and allows a lot of talking. This is why golf is often used as a mediator for business proposals and political wheeling and dealing. It’s a cultural thing and if you can learn to play it and become part of it, it can help you tremendously whether it be in corporate culture or finding yourself a SD.

I took lessons a while back. I’m not very good nor do I play a lot, but I do play occasionally. Like anything, you’ll get better with practice. I definitely recommend private lessons if you can afford it though. It doesn’t have to be with a pro or anything to help you get where you need to be skill level wise.

It can be a fun game. It definitely isn’t my favorite but it can be a good stress reliever. So, now that you have some knowledge, go out there and get swinging.

Your AWL says a lot to your SD about the kind of SB you are. If you have only very expensive items, he might take you for a spoiled brat who only expects high end gifts. But if you have things that you need, he will see that you are, in deed, a struggling college student. Dont get me wrong, you can totally add that 3k YSL bag, but mix it in with some quality sheets, a gift card to whole foods, and possibly something to let him know you’re thinking of him. I think of my AWL as things that I want that I wouldn’t necessarily spend my own allowance on.

Rule of (at least) threes:

I suggest you add at least three, but you can definitely add more in any of these categories. 

3 Things for him. (but rly for you- to feel hot as shiiit). Examples- sex toys, lingerie, perfume.

3 Things you need. Examples- new bedroom set (dresser, nightstand), home decor, bed sheets/ pillows whole foods gift card, target gift card, vacuum, garment steamer, pots/ pans, wine glasses.

3 Things reaches/ you don’t expect to get/ could live without. Examples- YSL bag, Apple watch, MacBook Pro, DSL Camera, Beats.

Remember with the rules of three, that you still should pick high quality items. Whole foods gift cards? Set the wanted amount at the max amount ($200), not $50. If you want a vibrator, opt for the hundred and something Lelo one, not the $24 one. If you want sheets, get the 1000 thread count Egyptian cotton one, not the target brand. You get what I’m saying. 

Rule of sprinkles:

After you’ve added the bulk of your AWL, sprinkle it in with some down to earth, average girl stuff in ALL price ranges, that way he can get you something no matter what his budget is, but still remember the quality rule. Quality, quality, quality! I have a Kate Spade wallet, a quality make up brush set, a YSL perfume, Kendra Scott necklaces, a garment steamer. Also add things that show a little personality/ connection to him. If he is really into gaming, maybe add a gaming console and games, if he likes music a whole ton, add a record player/ albums, if he golfs, add a golf skirt & polo (if you would wear it.) These are obviously ideas, but you get the jist. Try to find something you would enjoy that is related to his passions. Do not be afraid to ask for anything. If you do not ask, you will never receive. 

BE SAFE. HIDE YOUR ADDRESS. 

Log into your account, top right corner > Lists > Wish List > List Settings > View Details > MAKE SURE “3rd party shipping agreement” IS UNCHECKED. This will only allow him to see the city he is sending it too. If you want to take it one step further, get a PO box. I choose not to because I am lazy. I only have my initials as my name. My fake name and my real name have the same initials. Lucky me.