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Horny people legally cannot consent. Horniness is a clouded state like inebriation. If you are partway through sex and you realize you might've become horny, it is illegal to continue. If you have ever made someone horny, you are a bad person.

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(disapprovingly) this is not what André "Ice Cold" 3000 meant when he asked yall to be on your baddest behaviour
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help my friend just toldm e she profitted $50 on a gd friday night i'm gonna kms
i know I ranted the other day about baby strippers being the problem and like yea myopic unchecked greed is a real problem to any ecosystem BUT
really i blame management. like how can basically the greatest club in the us become a fucking dead zone within 18 months without management sitting on their hands not fixing obvious shit?? and half of that time i wasn't even there in the club because I was convalescing fml
and the last few weeks they're constantly sending out mass employee texts and emails all like 'well world cup didn't go the way we expected what do??' and I'm like no shit lol. you allowed the club to alienate thousands of loyal vip members and loyal dancers idk how you can ever entice them back ¯_(ツ)_/¯
help my friend just toldm e she profitted $50 on a gd friday night i'm gonna kms

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You've been kidnapped but the main character of the last TV show you watched is coming to rescue you.
Who’s rescuing you?
guy with a luftballon fetish: fuuuuck. fuuck how many did you say there were. fuck
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What about Masters of the Universe? What about He Man? What about this glorious charming himbo creature and this movie's incredible never-before-seen utter respect for the friend zone?
And high points of action that are usually deafening in movies were actually sound dampened. The thoughtfulness. Sweet baby He Man thinking about the people with auditory issues.

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good evening to everyone deranged over a piece of queer media
"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
like have you considered your ancestors wouldve wished to see you be less miserable than them
i cannot with this new wave of baby strippers who treat every single shift like its a zero sum game
it's like they have no concept of object permanence not only do they have no interest in cultivating repeat clientele they have infuriated so many decades long vip customers they have all bounced off to the blue collar clubs
like this is NOT the economy to be playing games but as always with stripping there is this weird bell curve where the longer a dancer has been dancing the less anyone acts like she knows what she's doing as opposed to acknowledging she's turned it into a full career lmaoo
Sometimes I think things.. then they happen as doodles

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if you had asked me yesterday how much chipotle powder is too much i would have said the limit does not exist but today my peach chili and i -
Zendaya photographed by Nicole Heiniger for Vogue Brasil (2026)