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Your limitations, not mine.

saint-ambrosef

i always get chills from this video

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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

bairnsidhe

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are. He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

chaosinacoffeecup

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

therobotmonster

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date.

nicollekidman

natalie portman radiates such a terrifying energy i can’t describe it….. it’s not exactly evil but it’s not warm either…. i feel like she could unhinge her jaw and drag me into the ocean like a kraken but she wouldn’t bc it’s undignified

dancinginthesetrees

Wanna know why?

“Oscar-winning actress Natalie Portman told the crowd at Saturday’s Women’s March in downtown Los Angeles that she experienced what she calls “sexual terrorism” as a 13-year-old after the release of the film The Professional.

Portman described her pride and excitement in releasing the film, only to encounter sexually explicit messages both directed toward her and made about her.

”I excitedly opened my first fan mail to read a rape fantasy that a man had written me,” she recalled. “A countdown was started on my local radio show to my 18th birthday, euphemistically the date that I would be legal to sleep with. Movie reviewers talked about my budding breasts in reviews.”

The experience, she said, changed the way she expressed herself publicly, in order to limit the ways she could be objectified by others.

”I understood very quickly, even as a 13-year-old, that if I were to express myself sexually, I would feel unsafe,” she said. “And that men would feel entitled to discuss and objectify my body to my great discomfort. So I quickly adjusted my behavior. I rejected any role that even had a kissing scene and talked about that choice deliberately in interviews. I emphasized how bookish I was and how serious I was. And I cultivated an elegant way of dressing. I built a reputation for basically being prudish, conservative, nerdy, serious, in an attempt to feel that my body was safe and that my voice would be listened to.”

Video of the speech here: https://www.vox.com/2018/1/21/16917130/natalie-portman-womens-march

shaelit

I support Natalie Portman unhinging her jaw and dragging every last man who made her feel this way into the deep like a kraken.

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judgejudyofficial

thank god Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton came together to make a PSA about the dangers of fake news

norarts

Estonians: “Eesti is remarkably one of the most unique and beautiful languages there is.”

Finns:

official-scotland

Finnish sounds equally as funny to estonians. I fell asleep on my couch one night and woke up at 3 am to a finnish advert and i honestly thought i was having a stroke, because why are all the words fucked up? Oh nvm. Finnish.

itsensakaljastaja

My mom once told me that she was in sauna with an estonian friend and they were both laughing their asses off at how the word pineapple sounds in each others languages

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Boomerpost hour, give your worst

sugarmountainspring

How could you forget this classic

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hrixus

Not to contradict the humor of the post but one of these boomer comics was redone by a different artist and it's pretty great

official-spiderman-noir

My dad’s name is Kermit so he thinks it’s funny to post things like this

official-spiderman-noir

There he is, the frog man

official-spiderman-noir

Yall aren’t reblogging the version of this with Kermit dressed as Snow White and my little brother pointing a toy gun at him and this upsets me

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my stomach hurts

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Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

warpedchyld

I have stared into the abyss and it gave me a thumbs up

startrekrenegades

[Person behind camera: (sobbing incoherently with laughter) it’s so…. ffffunnny…. ohheheheheh…. (sniffing, snorting, laughing) of all the shit you can find…. So this, this dates back to 19– (sniff) 1999, as you can see up there. (sniffs, laughs) “The Life Sized Satanic Doll Serves as Masturbation Toy for America’s Youth” This is, like, a Baptist website – (cracks up, giggles, snorts) ssfsfsfsfsfssss–stupidest thing… ever seen. So! (sniffs, calms down a little) So, w-what kind of doll was this child … masturbating to? (person scrolls down to picture of Jar Jar Binks, BURSTS INTO UNCONTROLLABLE WHEEZING LAUGHTER, SNORTS, WEEPS WITH LAUGHTER) Aah……oh my god…. aAHAHAHAHAHa….. HAHAHAHAHA….ohmygod…..]

mirab3lle

It’s times like this I’m grateful for the people that caption videos.

nickyhemmickk

@hughjackass

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@bennygal16

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why follow your dreams when you can follow me on tumblr

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todaysbird

crows have been documented holding ‘funerals’ for many years. however, researchers suggest that they may not be mourning; evidence indicates that crows may be examining the body & surrounding area for potential threats to the rest of the flock.

source: (x)

darkestelemental616

So it’s not a funeral…

…….it’s a fucking autopsy and criminal investigation.

You might even call it

a murder investigation.

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!!!!

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This is still the biggest mood tbh

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