hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of pussy who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say shit like “it’s (the f slur) wednesday post knuckles”
Let me tell you a little story:
One day, I was a scrolling through Tumblr, when I received a strange message in my inbox. It read, "u wanna be my sugarbaby? i dont want pics or anything i just want to spoil you rotten!"
and i thought, well, shucks. what do i have to lose. so i proceed to tell the solicitor about my night-trading app, a wall street gambling application for insomniacs. the sophisticate in my tumbr inbox inpatiently taps their digital foot and asks me for the email address connected to my paypal account.
i say, no no, just buy me a web domain, heavisidelayer.space would be a cool 1 to own! here, I'll give you my godaddy login information. I think I'll just have it forward to that @cheshirecatlair blog my friend runs.
i can feel the digital spittle coat my face as the solicitor shouts out me through my computer, "GODDAMMIT THAT'S NOT HOW THIS SCAM WORKS!"
Why can't I do anything right?
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