Underwater Welding Discourse Blog

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

its kind of sad that bugs are so weak. it dishonors their noble biology. i guess this is is why crustaceans are so admirable. imagine for a moment, an unsquishable bug. such is the way of the crab

wake up people. lost kids can’t melt gingerbread beams. Hansel and Gretel was an inside job

This is so cunty wtf

I'm going to Clown College, but I'm majoring in playing the straight man. So it's mostly just normal classes like Math and English. Right now we're doing calculus and reading Grapes of Wrath

we smoking wasp parts

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges