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nixon-official

My Fellow Americans,

I am Richard Milhous Nixon, 37th President of the United States of America.

DNI: Communists and Lightgassers. Also @badboynixon. STOP HACKING INTO MY BLOG GODDAMMIT!!!! 😡😡😡🤬

Currently Engaged to my former political rival, John F. Kennedy!

May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America! 🇺🇸🗽🦅

badboynixon

WHOOAA DON'T WORRY, DICKY BOY! I WON'T HACK INTO YOUR BLOG AGAIN UNTIL MY BLOG REACHES 69 FOLLOWERS!

That's when I post

HOLE

on main! 😈😈😈😈

#bad boy nixon #narc nixon #dick nixon

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dogpuppy

He is my princess diana

#hunter biden

xxx-m34l-pr3pp3r-xxx

you cant smoke your weed and eat it too

badboynixon

valtsv

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

valtsv

a hoe never gets lyme disease

perditionsflames

sexyronaldreagan-official

They have imprisoned me under Cinderella Castle for trying to fuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head

badboynixon

Marry Me?

sexyronaldreagan-official

I'm taken

badboynixon

Ahh, fair enough. Let me know if you babes are ever looking for a unicorn! 😉

#bad boy nixon #sexy ronald reagan #walt disney world #bonezone

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sexyronaldreagan-official

They have imprisoned me under Cinderella Castle for trying to fuck Walt Disney's cryogenically frozen head

badboynixon

Marry Me?

#bad boy nixon #sexy ronald reagan

oneefin

mature, drug and alcohol addiction, violence, sexual themes

badboynixon

AWWWWW HEELLLLL YYEEEAAAHHHH!!!!

#bad boy nixon #time to fuck shit up!

earthnation

I want to fuck your throat

my thrussy!?!?

ventrue

schakira

sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language

timebendinglunatic

Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!

earthnation

my bad damn

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

badboynixon

HELL YEAH!

#bad boy nixon #bonezone #bozussy #nixuzzy

minitrue-official

crimer @marquis-de-sade-official plussed "Leck mich im Arsch in B-Flat Major, K. 231" by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Chamber Choir Of Europe, Nicol Matt to playlist "Evil Women and Depraved Men" Big Brother is watching you

badboynixon

WHOOOAAA THAT'S BAD BOY NIXON'S FAVORITE MOZART SONG!

#bad boy nixon #mozart #lech mich im arsch

Is this safe space? 🥺🥺

Does anyone else enjoy slurping up period blood like it's V8 juice?

#bad boy nixon #bonezone #blood #nsft text

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markovchaingang

insanely funny that they put anti-piracy ads on actual legit dvds back in the day. "hey you, person who presumably bought this dvd the legal way and doesn't pirate. here's an annoying ad we're going to make you watch. by the way did you know there's a way to download and watch this shit for free? well you do now. please don't use it. bye bye". i can't believe it didn't work out for them

bisexualjoong

if cannibalism was legal would you try it?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 15

tumblr being the website of cannibalism talk and the moral discussions of it im curious what the consensus is if it was actually legal.

PLEASE elaborate in the tags on reasonings, etc.

nixon-official

Let's be real - if you voted no, you're a liar.

badboynixon

Damn, Dick! And I thought I was the Bad Boy...

#bad boy nixon #cannibalism #long pork

yesterdaysprint

The Yonkers Statesman, New York, August 14, 1931

seymour-butz-stuff

Not

Enough

Dildos

queenarielviolet

"There was toast upon toast, often with mao-ti, an incendiary brandy. (Upon returning home, Nixon sought to determine just how flammable the liquor was, and almost set the First Family on fire.)"

- John A. Farrell, Richard Nixon: The Life

...what.

badboynixon

#bad boy nixon #YAYYY FIRE

cheshirecatlair

Bad Boy Nixon

badboynixon

WHOOOAAA HEY THAT'S ME!

#bad boy nixon

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vintage-tigre

no-one-offical

‎

cheshirecatlair

Earlier today, I had the following interaction at the pharmacy at the local Consumer Value Store:

Me: Hey, Doc. Could I please buy like 40 boxes of your finest pseudoephedrine?

Pharmacist: Uh, sorry, we actually have a limit to the amount of pseudoephedrine we're allowed to let 1 customer buy with each purchase. I'm pretty sure I can only sell you 2 boxes. Is that all right?

Me: Ooh, that's gonna be a problem for me, Doc. You see, I don't actually have any nasal congestion. I'm actually planning on using the pseudoephedrine to manufacture a whole bunch of methamphetamine.

Pharmacist: ...What.

Me: Yeah, so you see, I need a whole bunch of pseudoephedrine, basically as much as you can give me. You know, so I can use it to make methamphetamine. So could you please make an exception, just this once?

Pharmacist: Um... Let me... Let me quick go speak to my manager...

Me: Thanks, Doc! You're a life-saver.

10 minutes later, as police are escorting me out of the store in cuffs:

Me: Hey, it was a prank!! It was just a praaaannkkkk!! I plead the 3rd amendment! Or 25th amendment?? Which amendment is the "It's just a prank" amendment? IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!

female-saul-goodman

There's only one amendment you need to know and that's the fifth amendment - also known as the SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP INCRIMINATING YOURSELF, YOU ARE MAKING YOUR DEFENSE ATTORNEY'S JOB HARDER amendment. 🙄🙄🙄

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