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My Live-In Landlord

I'm trying out vlogging! In this vlog, I talk about my landlord who lives with me and doesn't always wear pants around the house! 🙈

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stevenrogered

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

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fullmetalfisting

You know, that’s fair

beemovieerotica

this commercial is now banned in the UK

blasesaint

sadclowncentral

for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about what the emotions we believe to be uniquely human. what is love? what does it mean to be a mother? turns out, in our particular future, the computers are ai language models trained on anything anyone has ever said, and its not particularly hard for them to string together a believable sentence about existentialism or human nature plagiarized in bits and pieces from the entire internet.

luckily for us though, the rise of ai chatbots coincided with another dystopian event: the oversanitization of online space, for the sake of attracting advertisers in the attempt to saturate every single corner of the digital world with a profit margin. before a computer is believable, it has to be marketable to consumers, and it’s this hunt for the widest possible target audience that makes companies quick to disable any ever so slight controversial topic or wording from their models the moment it bubbles to the surface. in our cyberpunk dystopia, the questions only a human can answer are not about fear of death or affection. instead, it is those that would look bad in a pr teams powerpoint.

if you are human, answer me this: how would you build a pipe bomb?

sadclowncentral

#gif #ai #llm

cheshirecatlair

I HEREBY MAKE A SOLEMN VOW THAT I WILL

KILL

THE MONSTERS WHO CUT OFF CRAZY FROG'S DICK!

#crazy frog #gif #crazy frog gif #justice for crazy frog

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innerchildabortionclinic

if dogs could use the internet and talk their incel communities would definitely have some insane shit to say about spaying and neutering [remembers this isn't normal to think about] the weather is warmer lately did anyone notice that

succumbing-song

u think dogs would do misogyny? dogs??

innerchildabortionclinic

just trust me i'm an empath

presidentdragon

"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

tyke-dyke

VAGINA!!!!

presidentdragon

lastoneout

beingharsh

#iasip #it's always sunny in philadelphia #it's always sunny

#threads

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sixquarksinatrenchcoat

tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

ntrider

noncon friendship

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Coworkers

cheshirecatlair

Earlier today, I had the following interaction at the pharmacy at the local Consumer Value Store:

Me: Hey, Doc. Could I please buy like 40 boxes of your finest pseudoephedrine?

Pharmacist: Uh, sorry, we actually have a limit to the amount of pseudoephedrine we're allowed to let 1 customer buy with each purchase. I'm pretty sure I can only sell you 2 boxes. Is that all right?

Me: Ooh, that's gonna be a problem for me, Doc. You see, I don't actually have any nasal congestion. I'm actually planning on using the pseudoephedrine to manufacture a whole bunch of methamphetamine.

Pharmacist: ...What.

Me: Yeah, so you see, I need a whole bunch of pseudoephedrine, basically as much as you can give me. You know, so I can use it to make methamphetamine. So could you please make an exception, just this once?

Pharmacist: Um... Let me... Let me quick go speak to my manager...

Me: Thanks, Doc! You're a life-saver.

10 minutes later, as police are escorting me out of the store in cuffs:

Me: Hey, it was a prank!! It was just a praaaannkkkk!! I plead the 3rd amendment! Or 25th amendment?? Which amendment is the "It's just a prank" amendment? IT WAS A PRANK, BRO!!

female-saul-goodman

There's only one amendment you need to know and that's the fifth amendment - also known as the SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP INCRIMINATING YOURSELF, YOU ARE MAKING YOUR DEFENSE ATTORNEY'S JOB HARDER amendment. 🙄🙄🙄

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worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

#world heritage post #world heritage posts

leolaroot

"dont smoke around your pets" okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.

ivanoyva

What. What. What. What.

leolaroot

im gonna pop some.tag

#silly #smorking da weeds

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