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Reblog and put in the tags, without saying WHERE you're at, the current temperature of the place you're at right now (but do include a unit measurement, Celsius, Fahrenheit, etc)

I would also like it to STAND on my TITS and SNIFF my EYES.

Also you don't get to set the time for waking up. That is a very important feature of this type of alarm clock.

How old were you at the lowest point in your life? Reblog this and put it in the tags, plus your current age maybe. I'm trying to see something.

when your cat licks his paw…then rubs his head with the paw… wow….that’s his shmapoo and conditioner…..

There's an influencer couple somewhere remodeling my dream victorian house into a suburban minimalist nightmare right now

tumblr in the 1800s meme example here we go. reblog this with which child of the week you are. i'm a tuesday child so i'm full of grace. rip to the wednesday children (full of woe) but i'm different

...Who knew. :)