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Kon, sighing: Okay, Jon, remember, this guy is probably like Damian but older and worse... On the other side, you probably would like that, but just in case if he makes you cry, call me. I'll deal with him. Jon, giggling: Don't worry, Kon. Jason, appearing on the doorsteps: Hey, little ones. I wasn't sure what people usually bring as a gift when they are staying at someone, so I bought the bunch of sweets for ya. You don't mind, do you? Kon: L-little ones? Jon: SWEETS!

Batboys are flabbergasted. Jason never acts like this with them, so what the actual fuck. Tim checks on Jason's temperature, like, three times in the row, and gets his hand smacked. Damian stares at Jason, trying to figure out if the Pit madness had returned in a different light. They have no explanation for this.

Kon: Dude, you said that he was meanie. Tim: He IS. Usually. Kon: I don't know, man... He lets Jon sit on his shoulders and piggybacked me this morning. That's not really mean to me. Tim: WELL. HE NEVER DOES THIS WITH US. Kon: Maybe he just doesn't like you that much. Tim: SHUT UP.

Jason, helping to Lois with some chores: So, I need some help in stalls. Pretty boy, come and help me. Kon: (keeps standing cluelessly) Jason: (glares at him, confused) Kon: Oh! I am pretty boy? Jason: Yeah? Chop-chop, come on. Tim, muttering: All I get is Timbers. And Timberline. And Timmers.

Jason, cooing on Jon: Aw-w, here goes my itty bitty tiny- Damian: (growls) Tim: Somebody sedate me. Kon, twirling around in new leather jacket that he stole from Jason: Yeah, we are his new siblings at this point.

HORWSE

his first word after Mama and Baba are "dearest" because of how often the name is thrown between his parents

He carries on with this to his kids because of course he does

Dick

"chum" was Thomas' favorite petname so the first son got exclusive rights to this

"my heart" is also thrown around when the family began to grow and everyone orbited around Dick's light

Bruce, during a speech: My heart goes out to all of you...

Dick "my heart" Grayson-Wayne, in the bg: NO THE FUCK I DON'T!

Jason

Jason is "sweet boy" because he was a very sweet and tiny baby, it suits him perfectly

both of their (emotionally dense) hearts soar when the name is used

Bruce: yes this is Jason, my sweet boy, the sweetest boy who ever lived

Jason, 6"7 brickhouse of a man, clad in guns and harnesses: yes, it's me, I am sweet boy 🧍

Tim

"my dearest love" is said in their most needy moments, which is where their relationship first began anyways

Tim also gets variations of "my boy" (besides sweet)

because that's Thomas' way of address Bruce too

Cass

she gets a monopoly on all the girly names because as is her right as the only daughter of the Waynes

any variation of "(my) girl" is her absolute favorite

my darling girl, my brave girl, sweet girl, my dear girl

Cass "girl, not a weapon" Wayne: yes 🥺 that's me 🥺🥺 my dad's girl 🥺🥺🥺

Damian

Bruce makes a point to speak Arabic to Damian out of respect to his heritage, so the word "my heart" comes in both tongues

but in the more vulnerable moments, Damian is "my darling boy"

it was also Martha's nickname to baby Bruce, so Alfred says

The kids know the stories behind the names so they get very protective of them.

They're not allowed to take each other's petnames, nor let others have them, even names close to their own. There was a whole family court drama over the legalities of variations of "my boy" and it ended in blood and terror

There is a natural order of things in the family

Bruce doesn't get the memo

So when Bruce starts dating Hal and pours all of his petnames onto him, the kids are all but a little disgruntled that said natural order is wrecked by an overly sweet prospect stepdad

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Bruce, staring lovingly at Hal sparring: Look at my man go!

Tim, "my boy", Drake, aiming a sniper rifle: girl, I'm trying

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(BruHal in bed, cuddling)

Bruce: My love? ❤️

Hal: Yes, baby?

Damian "little love" Wayne, from beneath the bed: I beg your fucking pardon? My father deserves better names than that, especially as a response to a name like my own!

Hal, grabbing a broom: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT ENTERING FROM THE UNDERBED LATCH! GIT!

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Hal: Looking cute, baby doll

Bruce: (blushing)

Cass, staring at Hal:

Hal:

Cass "baby girl" Wayne:

Hal: Oh come on!

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Hal, from the other foom: Hey sweetness, can I get you for a second?

Bruce: [doesn't reply immediately]

[Jason "sweet boy" Todd-sounding footsteps follow heavily and quickly]

Bruce:

Bruce: [starts speedrunning to save Hal's life]

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(breakfast table at Wayne manor)

Hal, half awake and vulnerable: Hey, sweetheart, can you pass the eggs please?

Dick "my heart" Grayson: [hands him poisoned eggs]

Bruce: [sighs and takes the poisoned eggs, giving it to Alfred for disposal]

Alfred, strict, disapproving military dad: [still hands it over to Hal]

Bruce: WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE-

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(on Bruce's bed)

Bruce, sighing: You kids know that petnames aren't an intellectual property

Dick, snuggled on top of Bruce: He already has "spooky"...

Jason, curled by the foot of Bruce's bed: ...that is close to "pookie" which is Steph's favorite name. hey, she says to set up an arbitration court again for that, by the way

Tim, hooked under Bruce's arm: good idea. how does Friday 2 pm work for everyone?

[Damian and Cass nod from sharing Bruce's other arm]

Bruce: sorry about this, Hal

Hal, sitting on the platonic-cuck chair: you're not who owes me the apology, baby

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the court of wayne family arbitration (yes, it's a real thing, Bruce, you're just permanently banned due to contempt) has since granted Hal the exclusive rights to "dearest" and "darling", and "my love" is allowed on account that Damian has a hegemony on all Arabic petnames

there was real paperwork

SixFanarts - 7/6!!!!

their only request? come with them, back to Krypton, with a small selection of Earth’s inhabitants he finds “worthy” to rebuild and integrate with Kryptonians on the new planets. they have moments, maybe only minutes, to make this decision.

Clark is what he calls “selfish”: he takes Lois, Jimmy, his Ma and Pa, Bruce and Alfred and the Batkids and whatever JL members are currently on Earth. they have no choice. they’re knocked out and loaded onto ships, because they wouldn’t leave willingly. not one of them would.