i'm more fabulous than i was 5 minutes ago

Tony: Yesterday, I overheard Bucky saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Clint replying “Trust me,” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

While it was a longshot, I do appreciate that Gimli did try chopping the Ring up with an axe first. It was worth a shot, and they'd have all felt like bloody idiots if they took the Ring all the way to Mordor only to find out it could have been chopped up by an axe all along.

Wow

i love that clint’s kinda soft and tired and presented as a super relatable kind of character but i go absolutely hogwild for the moments he just snaps and you realize clint barton is a very, very dangerous man

“Starting to root for this guy” as in “They sent me to kill her and I made another call” kind of root for this guy? Did he and Coulson make a deal after the whole whoops-Black-Widow-is-now-an-asset-sorry-Coulson deal where Coulson made Hawkeye promise to tell him when he started rooting for the person he was supposed to shoot in the head? How many times has this been a problem for Hawkeye? Is he, like, known in SHIELD for being the agent who might adopt the target you sent him to kill?

I firmly believe that this is what happened with him and Natasha. Like, Fury gives Clint the order, the next thing he knows Barton’s dragging Natasha in being like BOSS CAN I PLEASE KEEP HER I PROMISE TO CLEAN UP ANY BODY PARTS SHE LEAVES LYING AROUND PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEASE

And his instincts aren’t bad, he manages to pick out people who will actually be assets, so it makes Coulson think twice when he says it?

HEAD CANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

#DAMMIT BARTON STOP BRINGING IN STRAYS

“IF YOU WALK THROUGH THAT DOOR YOURE AN AVENGER” Coulson (heard in the distance): “godDAMN IT BARTON”