natasha romanoff enthusiast

i like my heroes a smidge suicidal

They killed off Maria Hill cuz Marvel knew if they didn’t they’d have to actually give her a girlfriend and they weren’t ready for that yet

natasha meeting the winter soldier in the red room as a kid and being like. woah. diversity win. this world-class assassin is a MAN

a slaughterhouse. an outlet mall. slot machines. fear of god. you know the usual

One of the most endearing things a character can do is endlessly challenge everyone around them to test if they're safe.

the thing about het romances is most of them are sexist so even tho i’m meant to root for them ill spend half of it thinking he shouldn’t talk to her like that

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

ⓘ This user is a malicious entity made of seafoam.

Out of my way, bothersome footnote, I'm about to get it

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