natasha romanoff enthusiast

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

after we have sex i'm lying in your arms when i'm like "hey can i tell you something?" and you're like "sure" and you figure it's going to be a love confession or something like that, but then i grab your arms in a vice grip so tight my nails are digging into your skin and stare into your eyes with a haunted expression and say, with grave urgency and deadly seriousness, "i'm a bad person. i've done terrible things." then i go back to cuddling you like nothing ever happened

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

#technically they know and understand each other better than anyone else alive#but they communicate that in the most fucked up insane unnecessarily complicated way and think thats normal

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

do you ever ship something so much you want to hit yourself with a brick

they should invent a term for shipping were I don't think they should be in a romantic relationship however I believe they are each others parasite and separating them is not an option

Cats like to adapt the personality of their owner so I like to imagine Natalia living with Liho is to hyper independent bitches (endearingly) whose favorite bonding activity is sitting on the couch 2 feet away from each other. Natalia is reading a book or watching an old spy movie, and Liho is sleeping. It’s the best way they know how to say I love you to one another. And then Natalia would fall asleep on the couch and Liho curls up in her lap and purrs. When she sleeps in bed, Liho’s favorite spot to sleep is at her feet, between her feet, chin resting on Nat’s ankle.

fellas. is it gay to hallucinate your female coworker instead of your HUSBAND when you’re on the brink? imagining her cupping your face and saying your name with such tenderness, no less. because it happened to my good friend jennifer jareau