can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

if i look back, i am lost

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can i be honest tho i kinda hate makeup bc i love licking my lips and rubbing my hands on my face like a cat or a fly annd i also love wiping my eyes like a sleepy infant all the time so basically i cant do it

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may you all be as fearless as a bird significantly smaller than the other birds
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i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain
*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*
well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,
i think i am going insane
Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.
Things when bad: kids and children are involved!
Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this
i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda
okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????
"I want to watch movies where the writers assume the audience can handle complex themes and sensitive material."
"Do you mean porn? Or are you being ageist? You're ageist if you don't like Kung Fu Panda."
"There are categories of movie between porn and kung fu panda and I would like to watch them" should not be a controversial take and yet
Egyptian amulet with a protective spell against scorpions
Third Intermediate Period, Dynasty 26–30, ca. 1070–332 BCE
Metropolitan Museum of Art 47.105.5
Photo by Anna-Marie Kellen
On this day in 1953, novelist Shirley Jackson replied to a disappointed reader.

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God’s Eye
Satin, cotton, batting, rayon thread.
Inspired by the James Webb Space Telescope.
Photo by Departure Studio.
i keep referencing this stupid image when talking about tsfs so i made a proper edit
Finished a piece I've been working on for 9 months (albeit with several months in there that I didn't work on it at all because I was knitting sweaters over the winter)
Adapted from a pattern I found in the antique pattern library which was first published in a Parisian magazine in 1908. It measures about 56cm x 9.5cm.
YouGov doing the Lord's work yet again
Which of the following is your favorite dinosaur?
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Brontosaurus
Triceratops
Pterodactyl
Velociraptor
Stegosaurus
Brachiosaurus
Other
I don't have a favorite
*We know pterodactyls and plesiosaurs aren't dinosaurs

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Stash!!!!!
I found these in my stash (looking for something else ofc) and immediately wanted to do a Luminous Nine Patch.
Now, now listen.
I know I seem to be making a few of these.
But they turn out gorgeous! How could I not make them?? They’re so easy and fun to do.
She is on fire!
Look at this thing! I love her! She’s gorgeous!
She’s bold and dramatic and demands attention!
I think this one is one of the best Luminous Nine Patch quilts I’ve done.
I’ll use orange thread to quilt it and put black cuddle on the back, along with black binding. I think that’ll finish her off nicely 💖💖
I was correct. The black cuddle and binding are just fab with this.
I did actually find a more golden yellow thread called Dessert Sunset that I used instead of orange to quilt with, and I love it.
Man. It looks so good in the sunlight.
From: Ruth Kaufmann, The New American Tapestry, Reinhold, New York, NY, 1968 [Saint-Martin Bookshop, Bruxelles-Brussel. Art/Design: © Mary Buskirk]
reasons to switch from the automobile to the helicopter as society's main mode of transportation
it is dramatically more complicated and will make transit harder
many more fatalities will occur
offering the required training will cost us unfathomably
everywhere would be insanely loud 24/7
500% increase in fossil fuel emissions
you can rappel out of them
7. Airport fees are very resonable
Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!
Your ideal environment is:
Hot/Cold
Wet/Dry
Bright/Dark
Loud/Quiet
HWBL - beach boy
HWBQ - tropical fish
HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup
HWDQ - the swamp woman
HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee
HDBQ - Lizard
HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy
HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon
CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew
CWBQ - penguin living
CWDL - port angeles basement show
CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal
CDBL - ski resort
CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska
CDDL - mcmurdo station rave
CDDQ - corpse
People who are good at stuff are not always good at teaching that stuff to others. Often, in fact, as someone becomes an expert at something, they have trouble viewing the first steps from the metaphorical seventh floor landing.
Try reaching a four-year-old to read “cat” or what 2+2 is and you’ll realize that things that you “just do” are actually a series of difficult steps for a beginner. In much the same way, experts “just do” play an instrument, play a sport, solve an equation, or create art.
Some of the worst teachers I ever had were geniuses, but they had trouble getting into the minds of their students, much like the xkcd comic (“silicate chemistry is second nature to us…”). Teaching is a skill; in fact, it’s a dozen skills stacked on top of each other. Thank your local educator today: the current administration continues to underfund education and the current society underappreciates teaching as a skill (and I haven’t even touched on the classroom management, lesson planning, and social skills required by most educators).

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what the fuck is the statistics office planning
I'm all alone in this world.
No you're not, pelagic red crab! I love you!