procrastination at its finest

ship are you making a callout post for faeries

#now to be fair #i have always interpreted this dichotomy as#you can leave them gifts #but not as repayment#because otherwise you’re just paying them to clean your house#and so the insult is to imply that they are servants performing labor for compensation#when in reality they are Magnanimous Bros#totally just cleaning your nasty house out of the goodness of their good good hearts#and if you want to also be a bro #and give them some uncurdled milk and honey#that’s cool because that’s what bros do#but if you’re like ‘here’s some food for cleaning my house’ it’s like #EXCUSE ME#ARE YOU IMPLYING THAT YOU’RE ONLY GIVING ME THIS BECAUSE I DID SOMETHING FOR YOU#WHAT KIND OF FRIEND ARE YOU#FUCK OFF WITH THAT THEN I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS

This is the quality content I look for on my dash

whatever you do, keep making art. write in clichés. paint in colours that are too bright. speak in poetry. sketch everything. allow yourself to make mistakes. grow. hold tight to it when everything goes wrong - whatever else happens, you’ll always have the art.

This moment was the softest thing ever. The way he hobbled on one foot to fall next to Toothless and the incredible softness of his tone as he said “Good morning, bud” still haunts me.

I like both but the first is definitely my favorite! This is stunning!

i.e. why when you or someone else gets stabbed or impaled, you should leave the object in the wound until medical help arrives.

Imagine Hiccup and Astrid teaching their kids how to walk. Like them passing the kid back and forth, laughing when the baby would plop to the ground with a huff of frustration and just pick them right back up and continue to encourage them to keep on walking. I just made your whole day didn’t I. THE FAMILY FLUFF I’M TELLING YOU !!!!

more like “how to style your hijab and look like a majestic queen” oh goodness

There’s a lady down my street that does this and every time I see her I tell her how beautiful it looks on her. It really makes both of our days better.

mad respect for hijab beauties