The Owlephant King

This is going to be a great month:)

I have a very annoying neighbor, can someone teach me trumpet?

I got like. JOLTED out of my sleep for some reason and this…word? i think? was on REPEAT in my head it sounds like…”prock-lay-tee”

До скорого….

“soon”

“Проклятие” or Proklyatee means ‘curse’ in Russian……..hello OP are u alive

Holy shit this person really jolted out of sleep hearing ‘A curse’ in Russian repeating in their head and now some Russian person replies to their post like “Soon….” I’m genuinely worried for you

Lol it’s not as much “soon” as it’s “see you soon” which is more ominous tbh

The russian curse can’t find them now. Too much new hair. You have narrowly evaded the fates.

Of all the possible jokes in this format I did not expect the Tower of Babel

Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I don’t understand nurse Joy’s reaction.

Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say “i threw a rat at a god.”

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED

cup song? no. cop song. its a hard, cold, tumble of a journey, worthy of a gurney, a bumble down.

3 hours of silence BASS BOOSTED

I think that’s called tinnitus

If you’re a bisexual male, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly gay but trying to avoid attention. If you’re a bisexual female, you deal with people thinking you’re secretly straight and trying to get attention.