Mr.Fuzzy Wuzzles

Are you FALLing for me!?

But as far as news regarding Gotham’s prominent citizens go, Bruce’s ‘scandals’ are so normal that it’s downright refreshing. When a headline has ‘Bruce Wayne’ in the title, you know you’re either going to read some Celebrity Gossip level non-drama, or else something to do with a charity. Maybe he’s been kidnapped again, but that’s only happened a few times. Bruce Wayne news is like the Gotham equivalent to special reports about dogs who rescue their owners from drowning, or raccoons who’ve figured out how to get past the new self-locking garbage can lids.

And there’s something weirdly reassuring about following his twitter. Like, if Bruce Wayne is tweeting about a really neat old tree he just saw, things must at least be sort of alright.

Bruce’s biggest scandal in years is when Damian turns up because wait, wait, wait, this one’s not adopted? Bruce Wayne had a secret biological kid this whole time? WHAT?  Bruce counters with cheery posts about how well Damian is adjusting and the boys are getting along, and then Dick starts a side twitter about fun times with his new little brother and it’s all water under the bridge from there.