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The cashier at Whole Foods just treated me like the village idiot because he told me to “look for the three little lines” on the app and i was like “I’m not seeing a hamburger. I see meatballs. Is that it?” And he said “maam you are looking for Three Little Lines”
For those unaware
Oh my god????
Oh my god.
I can hoist my niece and nephew pretty easily right now, but I have to keep lifting weights bc they’ll continue to grow and I will not allow them to outscale my ability to toss them in the air and go “wheeeeeeee!”

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this is simply too funny
NANABABA - GRASS/FLYING - evolves into TROPIUS
If it feels threatened, it fully encases itself in its protective plant skin and flees. However, since it can't see where it's going, it usually trips.
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
A German regional court has ruled that Google is directly liable for the content of its AI search overviews. According to the court, previou
Let’s fucking go
Thought this was fitting for the current events
Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe
when I bite someone there's a chance they become polyamorous

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Surprise! We have a new show!
Welcome to the Latchkey Library, where @briggonsnow and @thelaurenshippen revisit the old classics that raised them. We'll be reading our favorite public domain books, starting with the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, and discussing what we love about them.
Released three chapters at a time, you'll find entire audiobooks of beloved young reader books in this feed, with a discussion after each book is complete. If there's a book in the public domain you think we should read, tell us!
Currently reading: Hardy Boys #1, The Tower Treasure.
Come read with us! The library is always open 🤎
a few months ago, Briggon and I were talking and he expressed the desire to someday record a Hardy Boys audiobook and I was like "well, they're public domain so we could just...do that" so we're just doing that!!!
we're both very passionate about reading and grew up reading all these old classic mysteries - and Briggon sure has a lot of audiobook experience (I'm learning) - so this just made sense. we're going to be working our way through the first Hardy Boys before diving into the first Nancy Drew. come join us!
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