im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

tuesday status?

yup. its tuesday 👍

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

in the pale moonlight I stand lone and bloodied. I look sick as fuck and you wish you were me

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

supermarkets should have benches

everywhere should have benches

at the jfk museum. this place is kind of objectively funny as hell i think

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats