nsfw indulgence

am i thinking about a girl grinding on me while i play with her tits until she’s so worked up she’s moaning in my ear about how she can’t take it, so i eat her out until her legs are shaking?? yes constantly

2hr makeout session ft inappropriate touching sounds so good rn

not to sound gay but? hearing a girl moan is such a huge turn on and easily one of the hottest things

This has been on loop in my brain getting louder for the past year and it’s finally reaching a fever pitch.

This will forever kill me

Cut down, scalped, tossed in the fucking ocean

“I’m literally the second best in the world at something, so you can take your disappointment and negativity talk elsewhere.”

A relationship should be 50/50. I buy a dress, and you take it off.

Don't worry bro your ass is fat and everyone thinks the hand lotion in your guest bathroom smells nice

Tbh drunk me is just regular me but 2x as honest and 10x as horny

hate how they forced bugs bunny into anti-weed propaganda in the 90s, as if bugs bunny wouldn’t love smoking weed 

To be perfectly fair, bugs bunny would also love taking money for starring in anti-weed propaganda and then using said money to buy weed