Imagine being that short, could never be me

Well, uh, y-you're quite tall, aren't you? How tall are you? 😅

I'm.. uh... taller than you, obviously.

That's not as reassuring as you think it is.

Maybe when your universe collapsed it had some sort of compression effect?

Well-

[Allow me to answer this.]

I- fine..

[Listen closely, faceless one. He's not supposed to be this small, even if small is the understatement of the century. He's a constantly growing being, you know what that means, right? Of course you don't, but listen anyways.]

[I'm not only the one responsible for this decrease in size, but I'm also the one keeping his height constant. As in, he can get smaller, sure, but your little anonymous requests cannot make him even a millimeter larger than what I have decided. Is that satisfying enough of an answer for you? It better be, this is all the explanation you're getting. Bye bye, now.]

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Well.. yeah. That seems about right.

Oh. Hello again. I did not expect to find myself back here...

- @ultimate-life-form-dotglb

I.. didn't expect you to be here again, either? Did you go in some crazy big circle or something?

dont erase me please im sorry

((6... 7.? 67? Six.. seven??? SIX??? SEVEN??))

I dare you to go take a bath in the ocean

..if its big enough

Ocean-!? They are definitely not big enough... not like there are any oceans nearby

I will not such a challenge !!!!

NOOOOOOOO-

Wait. Since this is an older ask, does it still apply?

((Guess not...))

There's TWO of these that I missed!? Neo-

((It's Midas, Sonic.))

I... Midas.

((Right, uh, not much I can do now, can I?))

Hope you’re doing ok :)

@vandjonah

Oh jeez- Heyyyy- doing 100% a-okay, trust me! I've just been.. uh

((I think I should've let you answer this one before I dipped...))

Still won't stop me!

*pets like. your shoe or something*

- @professionalexepetter