it’s like whatever

woman called and spent ten minutes ranting to me over the phone about how domestication ruined the wild spirits of bees

“humans have coddled them too much and now they won’t go outside on dreary days” ma’am they’re bees

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

Where else can i get sentences like this

american (derogatory)

protect bisexual boys

why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

italian shadow government

I’ve not seen the “Cocktober” copypasta yet are the hoes okay?

nobody getting dicked down this year its illegal

united states pussy service

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

convinced no one actually reads posts on here

y'all just glean the aura of a post from some crystals nd then interact with it based on what color you see

Why would you tell someone to kill themselves for calling lenin queer coded

How dare you say we piss on the poor

French philosopher and semiotician Roland Barthes wrote that there are three means by which meaning is constructed: the informational, which is explicit, the symbolic, which is cultural and ideology-dependent, and the crystal aura, which is communicated via the pantheon and allows an individual to gain a higher level of understanding of the text

fucking GETS you