Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

And no one is even doing it with me

*sighs sadly* doing it with me…

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

many lv1 crooks finding a way to get genuinely mad about this post

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

At the end of the day, you can’t delay joy until life looks a certain way. You deserve to enjoy your life now.

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

actually that’s fine. i didn’t want the verification code anyway

well now that you mention it i may have wanted it a little bit. Thank you for sending it fifteen separate times