Hello, George.
If you are visiting this page, I assume you were intrigued by one of my posts; do not worry. It is expected, and I saw in the mouth of a tadpole that you were coming. That is a skill YOU may acquire, in time; but only from me
Welcome to the Tadpole Mouthing Masterclass, the world's first online course. It will teach you EVERYTHING you need to know to put tadpoles in your mouth for extended periods of time; but maybe that is too restrictive a title for a place such as this.
This is more than a course. This is a lifestyle, an encyclopedia of knowledge I have spent millenia gathering from the pond, which I now gift to you, free of charge. My soul is bared on this page, and by continuing to scroll you will peer into its most murky depths.
I cannot guarantee it will be easy, and it may not always be pleasant. But what I can say is that you will become learned, and you will put so many tadpoles in your mouth just like me.
Are you ready to take the plunge?
Current mood:
troubly
