Oceanic voyager

Y’all almost gave me a damn heart attack I thought this was a postmortem tribute post.

ITS SO CUTE I HAVE TO REBLOG IT AGAINN

I WANNA BE THIS KIND OF PARENT

this is modern art

For a second I thought this was a themed restaurant

Humans will literally adapt to anything

why are they so chill

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Yikes. Chocolate milk isn’t hot chocolate…

Well, yeah, Hot chocolate is hot. This is Cold chocolate.

Let’s keep humiliating them brits bois

guy who invented the piano: what if we laid a harp on its side and added hammers

how dare you take this mediocre shitpost and make it genuinely funny