struggling to get them all past your teeth in a clump? try sucking them through boba straw; or remove teeth 🦷

if God was real we would surely try him for his crimes

keep them in a dry sock (tadpole's adaptable)

keep them in a wet sock

I am the Alpha and Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End.

don't count your tadpoles before they fucking hatch

start small at first! most cannot handle more than three tadpoles to start with

consider using pressure washer to get all of the nasty bugs off