The Plush of Cheerful Fridge-Lurking

shlock brain hurt

not his name.

shamrock going proper mental innit

not even his name.

[pushing my glasses up with an air of unwarranted superiority and gesturing toward a painting without a minotaur] the Minotaur is implied.

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

does anyone have that picture of the mlm couple kissing with a wlw couple kissing on their shoulders I can’t find it

never mind I found it and it’s still adorable

check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.

being vulnerable and admitting I don't understand a reference

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

The BEST trope is when a character tells another “let’s run away together, we can leave all of this behind and start a new life somewhere” and gets rejected. And then the rest of the tragedy unfolds

saw a comment that misspelled “kind gesture” as “kind jester” and am now imagining a beautiful world where we praise good samaritans by calling them kind jesters. good on you, you gentle fool. you’ve made the world a sweeter and sillier place.

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr