aHEem/wHIMper

most people arent drinking enough water each day. arent getting enough hugs each day. arent getting enough sleep each day. well its normal to not get any sleep during the day so thats fine. so we can check one win off ✔️ 🖋️ see we're doing so good already

there should be an emoji of a guy trying to strangle themself

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

my number one woman behavior is saying i’m fine with any pronouns and silently ranking people in my regard based on what they do with that information

This is George Costanza behavior

And they said you couldn’t do Seinfeld in the modern day.

cool and awesome people are supposedly calling me “my friend”

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped